Displaying results for Pircsi, Pearl.

#717 · Oct 3, 2020
Pearl: Where's the tv turner on-er? I mean .. remote! That’s the word... oh my god my computer has a laptop!
#715 · Sep 28, 2020
[after receiving a stuffed animal (chipmunk) from Auntie Pearl]
John: I'm going to call him Chipper... His actual name was Drew Calzone before Auntie Pearl adopted him. He isn't scared of cats because he had a trainer that taught him not to be afraid. His trainer's name was Joe, who lives in California. After their training, the chipmunks got transferred to Algonquin Park and that's where Auntie Pearl adopted him. His sister was adopted by another family. The place where Joe trained him was turned into a McDonald's. Joe still works there. He's a manager. His wife works next door. Her name is Katie.
#663 · Feb 17, 2019
Pearl: The wind blew hunger into me
#652 · Aug 16, 2018
Curtis: Next season of Santa Clarita Diet will probably be in April
Pearl: Dammit. I can’t wait till September
Curtis: What? Why?
Pearl: Because it’s closer to April
#646 · Jun 17, 2018
(After popping a balloon)
Pircsi: You’re killing them
Miklos: No, I’m murdering them
#645 · May 26, 2018
[Pircsi playing a board game with Johnny, he keeps rolling the dice onto his pieces knocking them out of place]
Pircsi: you’re never going to win if you keep doing that
Johnny: I’m going to win because I’m cheating
#643 · Apr 20, 2018
*After listening to voicemail from parents*
Curtis: I'd better call them back now, seems important
Pearl: Why, what did they say?
Curtis: "Please call us back, it's important"
#622 · Nov 6, 2017
Jessica: He's a man of many few words... Many few?
Pearl: And she's not even 1/4 of the way through her wine yet.
#612 · Aug 7, 2017
Pearl: Netflix has movies
#602 · Oct 24, 2016
Pearl: Did you say praise the lord?
Jess: ....? No
Pearl: What did you say?
Jess: Train's still going
#601 · Sep 26, 2016
(Backing out of a driveway onto a highway)
Pearl: What am I gonna hit?
*Curtis looks around briefly and sees nothing*
Pearl: The road, Jack!
#600 · Sep 23, 2016
Pearl: What's Icelandic for GPS?
Curtis: What does GPS even stand for in English?
Pearl: (after some thought) General Purpose Stuff?
#599 · Sep 5, 2016
Curtis: Why did No Frills take their sign down?
Pearl: Because they have frills now
#592 · Apr 10, 2016
Pearl: Would it look weird if I stuck my nose in your exhaust pipe?
#579 · Jul 26, 2015
Pearl: I'm lost. Well not really lost - I know where we are and I know where we need to be, I just can't connect the two
#578 · Jul 21, 2015
Pearl: First we need to get off on Victoria... poor Victoria
#571 · May 31, 2015
(Upon Curtis pointing out roadkill guts on the side of a highway)
Pearl: Guts! Glory. Ram.
#563 · Mar 24, 2015
[After referencing a car on the side of the 406]
Pearl: I wonder if the owls are there
Curtis: In the car?
Pearl: By the hospital
[The hospital then appears beside the highway]
Curtis: Ahhh right (switches to left lane to pass a car)
Pearl: Are you gonna make the exit?
Curtis: What exit?
Pearl: Fourth Ave - to get to the hospital
Curtis: Ohhh you actually want to go there
Pearl: *facepalm*
#553 · Jan 18, 2015
Pearl: I like the timing of my birthday because it means spring is around the corner
Pearl: Spring is my second favourite, next to fall
Curtis: Yeah, same here
Pearl: Yeah I like when things bloom, but I like it better when they die
#549 · Dec 12, 2014
Pearl: So I was thinking...wait no I wasn't
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