Alex: If I lived in Fonthill I'd give streets names like Courier, Times New Roman Road, Arial Ave...

Aaron: did you buy me all that shit off my wishlist yet?
baxo: every single one
baxo: besides what did YOU get me for my birthday?
Aaron: finally
Aaron: someone cares about me
Aaron: a job you hippie

[Passing a TomTom GPS system back and forth, standing beside each other]
Miklos: Look, there are 3 satellites by you, and 7 by me...
Alex: I'd be worried if I were you.

alex: and I tell [my dog] peanut my deepest secrets that I sometimes have to get off my chest..
alex: she's so attentive, always looks into my eyes when i'm talking to her
alex: i also KNOW she can't tell anyone.. it's great

Guy on phone: Hi.. can i speak to a "Mikolosh Bashhco"?
Alex: He's actually at work.
Guy on phone: Then can i speak to a "Sandor Bashhco"?
Alex: Him you're speaking to...
Guy on phone: Oh hello, I was just calling to see if you would consider voting for the conservative party in the next federal election?
Alex: When is the next federal election?
Guy on phone: We are considering sometime in the springtime to have a federal election.
Alex: Okay I will consider it I just have to see what my schedule is like.
Guy on phone: Okay, do you think that Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party are on the right track?
Alex: I don't really follow politics so I couldn't tell you.
Guy on phone: So you still live at [insert address here]?
Alex: Yes.
Guy on phone: Thank you for your time, have a good day.
(Political mafia coming to get us!?)

Curtis: well the sum 41 finger 11 concert was just cancelled
Alex: damnit, guess the numbers didn't add up

... about a year and a half ago
Alex: Where's the 9??? (Frantically confused while handling a phone)
Miklos: Go back to your cubicle, where things make sense...
... now, about a year and a half later
Alex (randomly): I hate passlock
Miklos (randomly): where's the 9?
Alex: above the 6
Miklos: apparently you still don't know
Dave: set a reminder in outlook to try again (next year)

Alex: man the most amazing thing happened to me last night
Alex: the lighning crashed down like RIGHT BESIDE me
Miklos: right on
Alex: man not right on
Alex: this was like.. amazing
Alex: i felt like i was in that movie powder
Alex: white balding guy, playing with lightning

miklos: you should order 2 sets of dumbbells - 2 x 60 and 2 x 70
baxo: umm
baxo: maybe when i have a job
miklos: there ya go
miklos: cherish that optimism, sanyi

Matt: Are you even looking for a job?
Alex: I have job. It's called being lazy. Doesn't pay well, but the benefits are great.

Miklos: AFTER washing dishes!
Alex: who's to say that's not already done?
Miklos: me
Alex: damn you good

Alex: miklos
Alex: grab me
...
Alex: Harry Potter - Order of the Phoenix
Miklos: Oh, the enter key was a semicolon...
Miklos: and not a period

(Landfill was closed, alternately Alex and Paul randomly threw wood off the truck on some back roads...)
Paul: The best solution to pollution is dilution.

Alex: wtf
Alex: why is mom and dad's phone busy
Alex: who could they possibly be on the phone with
Miklos: anyone
Alex: haha
Miklos: what a silly question
Alex: i guess it was wasn't it

alex: I have some bigger issues right now than to worry about my taxes.

Alex: I'm constantly quotable, you know that.