(Upon Curtis pointing out roadkill guts on the side of a highway)
Pearl: Guts! Glory. Ram.

[After referencing a car on the side of the 406]
Pearl: I wonder if the owls are there
Curtis: In the car?
Pearl: By the hospital
[The hospital then appears beside the highway]
Curtis: Ahhh right (switches to left lane to pass a car)
Pearl: Are you gonna make the exit?
Curtis: What exit?
Pearl: Fourth Ave - to get to the hospital
Curtis: Ohhh you actually want to go there
Pearl: *facepalm*

Pearl: I like the timing of my birthday because it means spring is around the corner
Pearl: Spring is my second favourite, next to fall
Curtis: Yeah, same here
Pearl: Yeah I like when things bloom, but I like it better when they die

Pearl: So I was thinking...wait no I wasn't

[While waving to the car in front of her]
Pearl: Bye!!!
Pearl: They took so long to turn that I felt like I got to know them.

Curtis: So my landlord decided that I needed a new fridge, so I just got an upgraded one tonight with a lot more space.
Pearl: Oh nice, so when do you move?
Curtis: ....what?
Pearl: Wait, what?

Pearl: There's two birds hanging out on that tree.
Alex: Where's the one stone?

Pearl: Look!! (points to bird on overhead wire)
Curtis: What is it?
Pearl: It's a HAWWWK!
Curtis: Ahhh (continues driving passed it)
Pearl: ............
Pearl: ............
Pearl: ............why aren't we turning around?
Curtis: Oh. Will it still be there?
Pearl: Well it won't be if we keep driving away from it.

Pearl: Sometimes I can't tell if it's me talking or the radio

(When talking about being in an area where there are always foxes)
Pearl: I thought I saw a fox over there last time we were here, but then I convinced myself that it was probably nothing and my mind just made me think it was a fox
Curtis: If there is movement around these parts, it's probably a fox
Pearl: Or it could be a toyota
Pearl: I mean coyote

Pearl: Keep driving.. a little farther.. okay this is it.. wait no I lied.. okay slow down.. nope just kidding that's not it.. okay I think we may have passed it by now
Curtis: [While driving passed another house] Is that it? It looks abandoned
Pearl: Oops that was actually the second house I was looking for.
Curtis: So want me to turn around?
Pearl: Naw it's snowing so it's in the past.
(A day in the life of photography with Pearl)

Alex: A straw just went up my throat.
Pearl: I think things go down your throat, not up.
Alex: Shut up, Pearl! I just deep throated a straw!

(After Pearl points out a ton of ducks in the Niagara River)
Curtis: Whoa, that's a shit load of things that flock

Pircsi: look mom i can multi task. I'm doing two things at once, cooking and playing the piano
Mom: actually you are doing three things
Pircsi: what's the third?
Mom: pissing me off

3yr old: What is your middle name?
Pircsi: I don't have one.
3yr old: For real life?
Pircsi: Yes. I was born in a country called Hungary. We don't have middle names there.
3yr old: [rolling her eyes] Oh geez louise.

Pircsi: how do i have a tv channel thats 63.99 [that's not a price, it's the actual channel]
miklos: it's your bday
miklos: it's a party... it doesn't have to make sense

pircsi: aw I hope I'm not pregnant because I don't want to eat pickles dipped in ice cream.

pircsi: hey i was right about that mole on your face
miklos: what mole
pircsi: exactly
pircsi: i debated for months if i should cut it off while you sleep
pircsi: and you didnt even notice

pircsi: i need you like water
Nikki: i need water like you
Nikki: all hairy and random water
pircsi: i like hairy things
Nikki: then you'll LOVE my water.

pircsi: life is screwed up
miklos: life is silly :)
miklos: there's no point in having kids either
pircsi: lol
miklos: you raise them, shelter them.. then when they're old enough, you expose them to how bad this world is
miklos: haha
miklos: and then you die
miklos: then they raise their own
miklos: for WHATEVER REASON
miklos: and the cycle continues
pircsi: yeah
miklos: seriously... the only reason i can see for people to keep having kids is out of selfishness...
miklos: it sure ain't for the benefit of the kid
miklos: "hi, here's this messed up world. go live in it until you get old and die :P"
miklos: speaking of which, i can't wait to have kids. they're so cute..
pircsi: lol
miklos: like daniel.
miklos: he's cute.