Nikki: lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_Joe
Nikki: i just remembered them
miklos: ahahah oh yeah, skidrow
Nikki: omg they had a platinum album
Nikki: and a gold
Nikki: that's hilarious
Nikki: what gas station do they work at now
miklos: yeah the only place they see bronze silver or gold is on the markings at the pump
Nikki: hahaha
Nikki: his mom was their manager
Nikki: how did they get dropped

[While watching Ricky Chavis talk in an Alex and Derek King documentary (http://jui.cc/7j)]
Miklos: Oh man, do you know who this guy [Ricky Chavis] reminds me of?
Nikki: Woody Harrelson?
Miklos: Yes! ... mixed with umm...
Nikki: Matthew McConaughey??
Miklos: Yes!

Nikki: Man, why is Walmart so cheap?
Miklos: Uh, it's Walmart.

[police got to our house very fast after we made a report about some kid trying to steal the hub caps off our truck]
Miklos: wow they got here fast
Nikki: because there's no danger involved

[Miklos whistles 'Fa-La-La-La-La']
[Nik sings]: "don we now our gay apparel..."
Miklos: ...what does that mean?
Nikki: I guess 'we now don our gay apparel'
[Miklos stares blankly]
Nikki: ...apparel would be 'clothing'

Dave: Yeah.... My luck doesn't swing that way.
Dave: If there were 5,000 tickets sold, and I bought 4,999 the person that bought that 1 stinkin' ticket would be the winner.
Miklos: hahaha
Dave: That wasn't a joke.
Miklos: That makes it even funnier.

[holding a cup of gravy]
Nikki: Be warned, I may drink this gravy.
Miklos: What?! DON'T.
[... does so, smiling defiantly]

Tom: Jim, I need to see you [standing right beside him, meaning he has to talk to him about something]
Matt: Well here he is.
Miklos: Yeah, there you go, you saw him...
Jim: I guess you can cross that off your list.

[while watching Tim Hortons blueberry muffin commercial]
Announcer: A lot of blue, for a little green.
Miklos: Green?? Is this a Canadian commercial?
Nikki: Yup... maybe they mean a little twenty dollars.

Miklos: oh man, I just realized I'm wearing sandals with socks
Nikki: who gives a shit, you're going to 7-Eleven, in Welland. This ain't The Ritz.
Miklos: is The Ritz like Trappers?
[Trappers is a dirty bar in Welland]

Nikki: I blocked him long ago.
Miklos: You can block people from Google Calendar?
Nikki: Oh, how sweet it is!

miklos: i love storms
miklos: i love them almost as much as i love flashlights
Nikki: haha
Nikki: i love storms much more than flashlights
Nikki: you barely love flashlights, you just like saying you love things
miklos: that's what makes it funny
miklos: we both clearly know my love for flashlights
Nikki: is moderate at best

[on a drive in Niagara Falls]
Nikki: there's a prostitute! except she's carrying a dog...
Miklos: in her lap? [meant to say "in her arms"]
Nikki: when you're walking you can't have a lap
Miklos: listen, Grammar...

[in the bathroom, Nik is refilling hand soap]
Nikki: You want to get some paper towels from downstairs for cleaning later?
Miklos: You mean tomorrow morning?
Nikki: Yeah tomo-- [looks over] ...why are you peeing with me in here??

[Driving northbound on the 406 around the left bend before Westchester, Miklos takes the turn from the right lane and crosses over the right shoulder (at 11:30pm, fatigue was a definite factor)]
Nikki: BOY!
Miklos: Whaat... I got it...
Miklos: At these speeds it's hard to take those turns.
Miklos: You should see me drive while I'm sleeping.
Nikki: I bet it's pretty similar!

miklos: http://drna.org/search.php
miklos: a little heart for adopted dogs
miklos: a little smile for in process ones
Nikki: aw cute
Nikki: now all the dogs will want a heart-on

Nikki: i no i no
Nikki: that's how my cousin cam talks on msn
miklos: ?
Nikki: "i no"
miklos: haha i don't get it
Nikki: "i know"
Nikki: yeah, sometimes we're a little too smart to understand things like that.
miklos: yeah but it sounds the same and on cam, who would know the difference?
Nikki: his name is cam :|
miklos: WTF
Nikki: hahahha
miklos: i thought "cam talks" was something she did
miklos: SHE being the whore.
Nikki: HE
miklos: hahaha
miklos: pls to be capitalizing pronouns.
Nikki: *palm-face*

Nikki: is it the top dvd player or the bottom?
Miklos: uhh, doesn't matter, remember? it was a dvd? ...oh wait nevermind, wrong reference.
Nikki: yeahh, time to be quiet.

Miklos: Well, this has been a very inspiring conversation... thank you.
Nikki: It wasn't inspiring; shut the f up.

miklos: I guess you CAN sleep in my car
Nikki: I can when you shut up...