[Boss's orders: Everyone in the store must wear name tags]
Alex: Could you hand out these name tags, I don't know who everyone is.
Head Cashier: Well, maybe you should find out then.
Alex: I'll know after they're wearing their name tags.
[Maybe she'll learn not to give Alex attitude again]

Brian: We're here to work on tills
Boss: On tills what?
Alex: un-tillz we get them done!

m1: I have no idea why he's in this meeting. He has nothing to do with it.
m2: Well, did you tell the boss that?
m1: You can tell anyone anything until you're blue in the face, and they won't listen. They think they're right.
m2: Yeah
m1: And in the end what they think is good, ends up being not so good.
m2: Yeah.. so why _are_ we still here?
m1: Gravy.