alex: so tell me if this ever happened to you..
alex: i had to pee.. and it's sometimes natural to fart during a pee but this time i felt like it was gonna be poop. so i was in a dilemma.. i had to keep the pee going so it can finish but the pushing also was causing the poo to come out.. so i had to pinch to stop the pee.. turn around and sit down and do both at the same time.
miklos: nope.

alex: you know what i realized at the u2 concert yesterday
alex: the fact that that Giant ass crab stage goes with them everywhere.. and that thing is so complicated yet they put it up lightyears faster than it takes me to finish a kitchen... that's pathetic haha

Alex: curteye am so bored
Curtis: I'll be playing call of duty later if you want to join
Alex: deal
Curtis: alright. just know that we'll be doing this after I eat so I'll likely get a call of duty while playing call of duty

[While watching Ricky Chavis talk in an Alex and Derek King documentary (http://jui.cc/7j)]
Miklos: Oh man, do you know who this guy [Ricky Chavis] reminds me of?
Nikki: Woody Harrelson?
Miklos: Yes! ... mixed with umm...
Nikki: Matthew McConaughey??
Miklos: Yes!

Alex: I don't want to be a billionaire, I just want to be a comfortabillionaire.

Alex: If I could somehow make an engine run by itself, which nobody has done yet you know because of the laws of physics and thermodynamics, it would be Nobel prize worthy for sure.

miklos: alex is going to sign again
miklos: the house we looked at yesterday
Nikki: really.
miklos: yeah
Nikki: he sure likes signing things
Nikki: maybe he should become a guarantor
miklos: or the president
Nikki: or a pen

[talking about Maximum Overdrive (a 1986 Stephen King movie)]
alex: i can't believe the woman worked the title of the movie in at the oddest time
miklos: what a horrible movie
alex: "i was hicthin my way to hollywood, I was on my way to becoming a star.. that is until all the machines in the world went into Maximum Overdrive"
miklos: hahah
miklos: that's exactly what i would've said too

[on the way to the autoshow]
miklos: so where is this thing anyway?
alex: rogers centre?
miklos: umm i need a more definite answer than that
alex: rogers centre.

Curtis: i forgot to tell you the story on how when i went to buy spiderman, the cashier forgot to put my gift card through, so she had to reverse it on my m/c to charge me again, and the new price was the amount of the gift card and so i saved 10 bucks
Curtis: wanna hear it?
Alex: yes
Curtis: ok, well when i went to buy spiderman, the cashier forgot to put my gift card through, so she had to reverse it on my m/c to charge me again, and the new price was the amount of the gift card and so i saved 10 bucks
Alex: haha nice!

alex: i told him like on tuesday
alex: or I think i told him
alex: i can't remember a response..
alex: maybe i just thought about telling him..
alex: i gotta stop making my thoughts into reality memories.

Alex: i'll be in zurich, switzerland for 4.5 hours waiting for a connecting flight.. do you want me to deposit some cash into an offshore account for you?
Brian: 20 bucks cool?
Alex: it's your investment...

Alex's train of thought: Europeans are awesome. Except for the two weeks I was there...hey! Look at that house! Wow who'd want all those--I WANT THAT HOUSE!

Alex: I would say it would be more like a "Navy Green" if that existed.
Miklos: They call that "Forest Green"...
Alex: La-de-da Crayola...

[went mountain biking in the woods, on the very first little hill, Alex _walked_ his bike dowhill with difficulty]
Alex: I don't know why the hell I sign up for something I clearly don't enjoy.

(In reference to the upcoming trip to Hungary)
Brie: what if you get hung-a-ry before then?  *drum-roll*
Alex: hahah well in that case i'll just make a stop over at Turkey

alex: man i just had an internal fart that vibrated me / sounded exactly like an incoming text message when the phone is set on vibrate

alex: so last night i've been watching magic tricks revealed videos on youtube, i'm gonna start learning some
alex: you never know when a little impressive magic can come in handy

miklos: well i'm not going to buy an $800 bike to mod it right away
miklos: i'll mod it as time goes on
Paul: hah its true
Paul: you don't see any lowered Audi TT's driving around with groud effects
miklos: that's cuz alex doesn't own one yet

julius: am I talking over your head again?
alex: I guess so
julius: no wonder you're going bald