Guy on phone: Hi.. can i speak to a "Mikolosh Bashhco"?
Alex: He's actually at work.
Guy on phone: Then can i speak to a "Sandor Bashhco"?
Alex: Him you're speaking to...
Guy on phone: Oh hello, I was just calling to see if you would consider voting for the conservative party in the next federal election?
Alex: When is the next federal election?
Guy on phone: We are considering sometime in the springtime to have a federal election.
Alex: Okay I will consider it I just have to see what my schedule is like.
Guy on phone: Okay, do you think that Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party are on the right track?
Alex: I don't really follow politics so I couldn't tell you.
Guy on phone: So you still live at [insert address here]?
Alex: Yes.
Guy on phone: Thank you for your time, have a good day.
(Political mafia coming to get us!?)

... about a year and a half ago
Alex: Where's the 9??? (Frantically confused while handling a phone)
Miklos: Go back to your cubicle, where things make sense...
... now, about a year and a half later
Alex (randomly): I hate passlock
Miklos (randomly): where's the 9?
Alex: above the 6
Miklos: apparently you still don't know
Dave: set a reminder in outlook to try again (next year)

Alex: man the most amazing thing happened to me last night
Alex: the lighning crashed down like RIGHT BESIDE me
Miklos: right on
Alex: man not right on
Alex: this was like.. amazing
Alex: i felt like i was in that movie powder
Alex: white balding guy, playing with lightning

Tom: Hey Dave, You'll never guess what I'm doing this weekend.
Dave: What?
Tom: Well, I'm going to our CIO's Barbeque!
Dave: You have got to be shitting me.
Tom: No, I'm serious, I JUST found out that my wife works with his wife and that is how I got invited.
Dave: Sounds like you finally got a shot at management.
Tom: Yep, I'm going to cook him up a hot dog and maybe he'll be like "wow this guy has potential."
Dave: The only way that a person in his position will see potential in someone for a management would be if you completely screwed up. My advise is to burn the shit out of the hot dog and hand it to him... actually, you said CIO right?
Tom: heh, yeah.
Dave: Then you would get farther handing him a piece of cut up garden hose and calling that a hot dog! Now, that is management material.

Alex: wtf
Alex: why is mom and dad's phone busy
Alex: who could they possibly be on the phone with
Miklos: anyone
Alex: haha
Miklos: what a silly question
Alex: i guess it was wasn't it