#394 · Feb 6, 2011
Dad: Steven Segal WASN'T a cop for 25 years?? Who can I trust anymore???
Alex: Not the SPIKE network!
#379 · Sep 23, 2010
Nikki: Remember when your dad found out how to queue YouTube videos in a playlist before we did, and then he was like... "What? I'm not STUPID!"
#369 · Jul 20, 2010
Mr Sikora: Augh. There's something in my eye. (rubbing it)
Dad: Stop doing that! Your face is so ugly!
(moments later)
Dad: What you got in there, a dinosaur??
#368 · Jul 20, 2010
Dad: (upon seeing mom rolling her shorts up while standing in the water, fishing) Look at that. She's getting a nudity soon.
#367 · Jul 20, 2010
Dad: (to the tune of "Pretty Woman") Paparucca, walking on the lake...
#366 · Jul 20, 2010
Dad: (fishing on a foggy morning) I went out this morning, and I couldn't see anything! It was like a milk!
#365 · Jul 20, 2010
Dad: (about a mean lady) That's why she's a broomhandle witch!
#339 · Mar 20, 2010
[After Miklos almost pulled his dad under the car when he was still getting in the back door]
Miklos: Sorry Daddy.
Dad: It's okay junior, you just almost killed me that's all.
#246 · Feb 12, 2009
Dr Chewy: speaking of showering. I'm gonna get ready for work
Nikki: yeah, don't shower though. seeya.
Dr Chewy: and fortunate for me, no one does it in the washroom
Nikki: your mom and dad do
Nikki: BYE
#192 · Jun 4, 2008
miklos: so i put on a tie on monday, right?
miklos: and i'm like... wtf the back of this is too short to go through the little loop
miklos: so the back end of it was just hanging there
miklos: i decided to get one of my dad's tie clips to hold them together
miklos: the first thing was yelling into my sister's room "google 'tie clip proper position'..."
miklos: "two thirds of the way down"
miklos: "ok thanks"
miklos: .. i ended up not even wearing the clip
miklos: moral of the story: please don't take away google.
dave: that's nuts
dave: i don't know how people lived before google
dave: jenna and i bought rainbow trout, and didn't realize that we didn't know how to cook it until we got it home....
dave: again, google saved us
miklos: see... if it weren't for google, I'd have looked like a slob that day, and you'd probably have died of hunger.
#48 · Aug 1, 2007
Alex: wtf
Alex: why is mom and dad's phone busy
Alex: who could they possibly be on the phone with
Miklos: anyone
Alex: haha
Miklos: what a silly question
Alex: i guess it was wasn't it
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