Papo: [reading Facebook clickbait] These two people apparently had the most beautiful baby in the world. How do they know that? Of the billions of people born in the world. How do you know some baby born in a tent in New Zealand isn't more beautiful?

Pircsi: Who is Papo? Do we love him?
Johnny: Yes. Do you have amnesia?

Johnny: Every week we catch a little baby catfish.
Papo: A little big catfish?
Johnny: No, I said a little baby catfish. Why would anyone say little big catfish? You'd have to be drunk or d-bad word to say that.

Papo: Haha! That's so stupid.
Johnny: HEY! I was having a fun time until you said a swear word!