Nikki: I'm connected to Ben Gunning from the Local Rabbits on LinkedIn now, but I can't view his profile because we don't know anyone in common. pff
Miklos: befriend kevin bacon
Nikki: ohhh good idea

[at 3:49pm]
Miklos: since 3:30pm, 4 hours have passed.

Miklos: What's at the dollar store?
Nikki: What isn't? You took me on a drive for pig's blood for god's sake, I think you owe me a dollar store run...

Curtis: you were/are/forever will be da man
Miklos: i can live with this
[recorded forever]

[re: Hurricane Sandy]
Miklos: How are kids going to go trick-or-treating?
Nikki: There's two days left. If they put their heads together they can come up with a plan.

[dad misreading things again]
Dad: It said something about it being tabletop or something like that
Miklos: counterfeit you mean?
Dad: yeah, that's it....

miklos: "dress for not where you are but where you want to be"
Nikki: "on a dump run"

Nikki: Miklos later brought up the point that it's my fault dud was there, after all, I introduced him to this artist. I opted to instead blame my friends for introducing me to the artist in 2002... and then further opted to blame him for being born. Just horrible. I know nobody else who such weird things happen to. And it's BECAUSE I said "morning angel" to you yesterday!
Goran: YOU INVITED IT!
Nikki: this isn't rape, you can't invite someone to this

Nikki: I don't even know how to get toothpaste out of a shirt
Miklos: Water... it's how i get it out of my mouth.
Nikki: [holds shirt up after rinsing it] You're a genius!

Miklos: Splurge of the week, Iced Mocha Latte, buddy... [waving drink around]
Nathan: ... why did you say it so stupid? Oh! I thought you said "I smoke a lot eh, buddy..."

Nikki: Which one's your triceps? [while doing a Wii Fit workout]
Miklos: Your Bingo-wings.

Nikki: your hands are gross, you should use soap...
Miklos: i use soap frequently
Nikki: you should use it consistently!

Nikki: I thought I'd hate this dog forever, but she's so good now
Miklos: Well she's getting a lot more walks these days.
Nikki: Don't say that word, she's looking at you now
Miklos: I meant Wok ... Wok with Yan?
Miklos: Damn that still sounds the same
Nikki: She doesn't know the difference between W-o-k and w-a-l-k!

Matt: he's great because he can think out of the box
Miklos: into the search box

Airport P.A.: Paging passenger Wong
Miklos: Well, that narrows it down!

miklos: lose all the way
alex: I believe the term is "epic fail"
miklos: lose all the way! it's the only logical opposite of win all the way
alex: you mean epic win?

[peter tells me he will be taking upper-intermediate english lessons]
miklos: soon you'll speak better english than a canadian-born person
peter: i'll be your next president
miklos: we have a prime minister, but even that's too much
miklos: but I wouldn't let you be either
peter: ok, i wouldn't wanna be anyway.. i wouldn't want to argue with the eskimos over how many polar bears they can eat per year

miklos: i see, ok god
miklos: +o
curtis: no god is correct
miklos: you're right, no god is correct

Miklos: Very nice watch, wear it always!
Alex: It needs less links.
Miklos: Really? Fit me good, a bit loose but that's how it should be.
Alex: It needs like 1 link gone, it looks too gangster.
Miklos: How skinny is your wrist?
Alex: 0.95em

[Watching The Untouchables]
Nikki: Ahh, hugging your little girl while holding a gun. Those were the days.
Miklos: Ah, the American dream.