Johnny: Dad, what makes my fingers move? Miklos: Your brain Johnny: My brain??? Miklos: Yes, it controls everything! Johnny: Even my toes? My hands? My mouth? Miklos: Yes, everything. Johnny: That’s funny. Dad? Miklos: Yes? Johnny: What’s a brain?
[playing Mario Kart] Johnny: Why is his name Bowser dad? Miklos: I don’t know, why is this guy’s name Mario? Johnny: Because! His mother named him Mario when he was a baby!
Curtis: So if memory serves me right, Spinney might be around Hamilton for sushi on Friday or Monday Alex: And if the waitresses serve us right, we should get everything we ordered
Johnny: Dad is this Toyota expensive? Miklos: Yeah it'd be expensive if you were to buy it on your own. Johnny: Dad, you can buy it with me any time you want.
Johnny: What's a king? Does a king have a crown? Miklos: Yes a king has a crown. Johnny: What does a queen have? Miklos: A crown too but a smaller one. Johnny: Isn't that called a tiara? Miklos: Yes, how do you know that word? Johnny: I know EVERY word! Miklos: Is that right? Johnny: Yes, a tiara.
Nikki: Do you have a poop? Johnny: No. Nikki: Do you HAVE to poop? You have really gross toots. Johnny: Nope I don't have to and yes I do, I'm very sorry but I still love you though.
[Turning onto Vimy Rd in Port Colborne] Johnny: Dad, this is called wiggling woods because the trees are wiggling. Trees are wood. I want to call them whistling woods but the birds don't want to listen to me.
Miklos: Has he found the Rudi yet? Nikki: He never does. I'd rather you eat it than him. What chance do you have of being healthy compared to him? Miklos: 100%. [Bites into a Rudi chocolate bar wrapped in white bread]
Nikki: Did you know that they're selling eyebrows now? Like real human eyebrows? You just stick them on. People are paying for eyebrows like mine. Miklos: Do you think they would pay for eyebrows like mine? Nikki: Maybe if they were on a movie set...
Alex: I've never seen the Wizard of Oz but what's the point of watching it? I already know there's a scarecrow, a tin man, and a wolf man. What else is there to know?!
Curtis: I kinda hate Cogeco's new beta website Curtis: *Provides link* Alex: Oh yeah, me too - there's a lot of work they'd still need to do Alex: For example, a complete overhaul
Michelle: damn walking dead... who the heck eats an apple when they first get up in the morning Miklos: sounds pretty unrealistic... in a show about zombies.
*Alex falls asleep reading something on Jessica's phone* Jessica: Can I have my phone back if you're gonna fall asleep? Alex: Yeah, just pull the cord. *Jessica pulls the cord and it gets stuck* Alex: Ahh! That's my face!
Miklos: You know the years before they had like 18 cameras filming... how did they know who was safe and who wasn't? Who actually won all those old World Series? Nikki: Not me.
Alex: Justin Trudeau: you may think he's shifty but everything he says is "True-deau." Jessica: Where do you come up with this stuff? Alex: Out of my own head. Alex: Do you use Pillbury when you bake? Jessica: No.. Alex: Because that's the only true dough.
Curtis: Come across any memorable humour recently in agents of shield? Alex: Oh a lot Curtis: Share 3 with me so I can reminisce Alex: I'd have to remember