Miklos: Pledge me for the MS Bike Tour!
Matt: Gimme 20 bucks and I will...
Miklos: How much will you pledge me then?
Matt: $10

Alex: by the way .. Back to the future delorean is going to be at the seaway mall between 1 - 4 my brother saw it driving down niagara st haha
Mikkel: today?!
Alex: yers
Mikkel: fak off
Alex: as in 30 minutes from now i shit you not
Mikkel: god damnit
Alex: too bad i promised my buddy i'll meet him for lunch in the falls
Mikkel: hahaha i know eh
Alex: hes from brampton so i cant blow him off
Mikkel: yeah fair enough
Alex: maybe i can make it back in time to see it
Mikkel: hahahaha zing!
Alex: hahahahahah i didnt even realize what i said!

Stacey: Thanks for making me laugh, its cheering me up a bit. Got any good jokes?
Alex: I dont need jokes to generate laughter! I'm just like a laughter vending machine. Just pop in a quarter!
Stacey: In that case here's 4 quarters, whatcha got?
Alex: A dollar!

Curtis: so apparently jailbreaking was made legal today
Curtis: in the states at least

Mr Sikora: Augh. There's something in my eye. (rubbing it)
Miklos Sr: Stop doing that! Your face is so ugly!
(moments later)
Miklos Sr: What you got in there, a dinosaur??

Miklos Sr: (upon seeing his wife rolling her shorts up while standing in the water, fishing) Look at that. She's getting a nudity soon.

Miklos Sr: (to the tune of "Pretty Woman") Paparucca, walking on the lake...

Miklos Sr: (fishing on a foggy morning) I went out this morning, and I couldn't see anything! It was like a milk!

Miklos Sr: (about a mean lady) That's why she's a broomhandle witch!

Miklos: I'm gonna make a more secure wireless network, WPA-Enterprise.. with a certificate server... so nerdy.
Miklos: I just don't feel secure with the way it's set up...
Nik: Do you think the people next door are smart enough to figure it out as is?
Nik: If they were, they'd have a job.

Ryan: My milkshake brings all the honey's to the yard
Cynthia: I don't know about honeys, but I heard a whole lot of boys were heading down...
Alex: Worker bees generally bring honey to my yard.
Ryan: well my milkshake took over shop!
Alex: Your milkshake sounds like another wal-mart screwing over local businesses!

Curtis: Ok, so I just got some info and instead of relaying the info, I'll turn it into a question. What will I have to do sim card wise when I get my phone?
Alex: put it in the phone

Brett: This property is like what, 15 acres?
Alex: Sixteen
Chey: How big is an acre anyway?
Alex: 1/16th of this property.

Nik: Hey boy?
Miklos: hey... girl
Nik: Yes?
Miklos: Hi.
[pause]
Both: What were you going to say?
Both: [in same tone] Oohhhh.

[Boss's orders: Everyone in the store must wear name tags]
Alex: Could you hand out these name tags, I don't know who everyone is.
Head Cashier: Well, maybe you should find out then.
Alex: I'll know after they're wearing their name tags.
[Maybe she'll learn not to give Alex attitude again]

[While Setting up a label format for a retail chain logo printed on scales]
Brian: Hey Bill. I'm sending you 4 different scaled versions. 1 to 4 is from largest to smallest. If you need any smaller, just let me know. Photoshop does wonders working with bitmaps. Thanks, Brian.
Developer: Hey Brian. try to get to 160 W x 116 H pixels - or close to it . I do mine in paint. Thanks, Bill.

[talking about UFC 115]
Matt: That guy should've finished off Crocop in the first round. It looked like he wanted to keep going with him though.
Miklos: Yeah.. and then they hug in the middle of the round..
Matt: I don't know what kind of mind frame you'd have to be in to be able to do that.. You'd have to be a psycho.
Miklos: Or fight enough times that it really becomes like a job.. Sort of like me and you coding.. And now we're talking.. then back to coding.
Matt: .....yeah. EXACTLY like that...
Miklos: Haha, less blood though...
Matt: So far, less blood...

[Miklos gets random nose bleed 5 minutes later]

Alex: i jsut thought of shaving like 1/5th of my left eyebrow and completing it with a tattoo of the Audi emblem and calling it Brow-di

<Curtis and Miklos discussing the dagh facebook app>
Miklos: haha it was a work in progress
Miklos: the idea was that you could submit a dagh quote right from facebook
Miklos: i just never got around to finishing it
Miklos: it's still very doable i think. wouldn't even need much! just an add page
Miklos: it would still email the admins for approval though
Miklos: maybe. or it can skip approval if it's from facebook, since it's a real facebook person adding the quote...
Curtis: so approval is just a matter of non-spam?
Miklos: actually the approval was originally for non funny quotes
Miklos: or racist ones etc
Curtis: that's what i thought it still is
Miklos: yeah it still is
Curtis: heh, well alright then
Miklos: this is confusing
Miklos: nothing will change.
Curtis: you'll be ok
Miklos: life is wonderful
[few minutes later]
Nik: This quote should've gone through the approval process

Miklos: Alright, what are we going to buy .. hang on, I have a list.
[Miklos finds someone's grocery list on top of a shopping cart at the grocery store]
Miklos: Wow this person wants lots of milk.
Nik: Really, they put that down?
Miklos: Well, we have "yogurt", melba, milk, banana, apples, cookies, milk, t-cream, white cake mix, granola bars
Nik: Actually that sounds like a pretty solid list to me...
Miklos: Definitely not a first time shopper.
Nik: Yeah, totally devoid of ramen noodles.

Nik: You're boring today.
Miklos: I'm not boring, I'm restful.
Nik: You're supposed to rest at NIGHT.
Miklos: It's 2 in the morning in Hungary.
Nik: Oh right. So I could say "It's 2 in the morning somewhere else, so I guess I don't have to be at work right now," and then go home and no one would fire me for being retarded.

Alex: what's that guy's deal?
Eric: I think that's a girl.
Alex: really?
Eric: Yeah, look at the hips. And sports bra.
Alex: Oh yeah! Eww, then I know what his deal is.

<Alex is showing Gareth the Audi>
Gareth: Fuckin' sweet. I like the floor mats - are those stock?
Alex: Fuck man, everything on this car is stock.
Gareth: Sweet.
Alex: Wait, did you say floor mats? Cuz those aren't factory.

Miklos: If Apple jumped off a bridge, would the world follow?
Goran: So long as the bridge is prettier, sleeker, but arguably less functional than comparable bridges.
Miles: And they had to pay a hefty premium toll to get onto the bridge.
Alex: And if it's a bigger bridge that has the same features as a smaller bridge and gets opened to Americans sooner than Canadians

Brian: We're here to work on tills
Boss: On tills what?
Alex: un-tillz we get them done!

Nik: mixi runs down the stairs, and i say "no treats, mixi!"
Nik: "meow?"
Nik: "no tuna!"
Nik: "...nooo?"
Nik: "nope"
Nik: "aww"
Nik: that is what her meows sounded like she was saying

Eric: how do you protect wireless though
Eric: 'snip' the antenna off
Brian: THROW A DOME OVER THE ANTENNA

Matt: Ah good old afternoon coffee..
Miklos: Yeah... nothing beats it.. well, maybe not being at work would.
Matt: Morning coffee beats it...
Miklos: Hah.. yeah, I guess most things would, really..
Matt: Yeah.. it's not that great.

Miklos: my loan is done june 2012, at this rate
Nik: mine's done somewhere in the late 2200s. Hopefully that's A.D. but they don't specify.

Nik: you want your sandwich toasted like a pervert? or regular, like i'll have it?
Miklos: hrm... given those options... toasted please. regular!

Brian: you ever program in SSH?

Nik: i ate some horseradish a few weeks ago after a lifelong resistance to it as well
Goran: is it not delicious?
Nik: i'd say it was "pretty good"
Goran: mmm. i can see endless possibilities of tastiness
Nik: i wonder if a lot of people avoid it until they're nearly 26
Goran: :O it's like a right of passage
Nik: rite. i think it's rite, though i could be rong

Nik: Did you see that? That street was called "Chalk Line"
Miklos: Yeah I saw I was already thinking about the .com
Nik: Probably taken.
Miklos: You assume a lot...
Nik: And you assume the internet is a week old.

Tom: i just wanna wash my cup, it's got some brown stuff in it
Miklos: is it poo?
Tom: well if it is, it's the sweetest poo i ever tasted
Miklos: oh.. you have something to compare it to?

[After Miklos almost pulled his dad under the car when he was still getting in the back door]
Miklos: Sorry Daddy.
Dad: It's okay junior, you just almost killed me that's all.

Miklos: look, it's Cash Dylan Otis. Why is that baby so RED?

Nik: oh look it's steve buscemi in the drive thru!

Pircsi: how do i have a tv channel thats 63.99 [that's not a price, it's the actual channel]
miklos: it's your bday
miklos: it's a party... it doesn't have to make sense

Nik: I think it's funny when cats fall. They have 4 legs, they have no reason to fall.

Miklos: Then in the elevator, it was me, Carolyn from accounting, Bonnie, me... Costy, and me. No wait, Costy wasn't there.
Nik: Well I'm glad you were there to retell the story...

Alex: wow where does time go?
Eric: by... i think

miklos: the 90s with all the family sitcoms
miklos: where'd they go
Nik: well, i think all the child stars went to rehab

Nik: According to that site [http://learnsomethingeveryday.co.uk/] some whales kill themselves.
Nik: I believe it, cuz they're smart...
Nik: hahah isn't that funny, how all the smart animals want to commit suicide?

Nik: hey guess what i'm using as a chair
miklos: a chair?
Nik: that exercise ball!
miklos: oh
miklos: good for posture
Nik: well
miklos: just needs some more air
Nik: i'm still slouching, just a new way
Nik: but it's comfy
miklos: i always condone innovative slouching
miklos: i'm the king of slouching at work, sometimes only my head sticks out from under the desk
miklos: people constantly comment on it

Mr. U: Time for the auditor's report...
Mr. Maj: I checked them, they are actually indeed, thank you

Miklos: "Tainted Love"; or its original title, "Love in the Taint".

Nik: Tea no good?
miklos: Nah, it's good...
Nik: Then what are you doing?
miklos: Dumping most of it...
Nik: Why?
miklos: Not enough honey... (dumping tea down the drain)
Nik: Haha.. are you serious? Why not just add more?
miklos: oh yeah..

Miklos: I think you're a gaybo ... who uses that word in 2010?
Nik: Apparently you do.
Miklos: I got so mad at that bald cop [on '24'] yesterday that I called him a 'faggot'!

Nik: You know what you should do? Try the Kelloggs diet.
Miklos: No diets.
Nik: It's not a diet ...