LCBO cashier: Do you collect Air Miles?
Curtis: Nope
Old guy behind Curtis in line: They still haven't converted to kilometres yet eh?

[Boss's orders: Everyone in the store must wear name tags]
Alex: Could you hand out these name tags, I don't know who everyone is.
Head Cashier: Well, maybe you should find out then.
Alex: I'll know after they're wearing their name tags.
[Maybe she'll learn not to give Alex attitude again]

Curtis: i forgot to tell you the story on how when i went to buy spiderman, the cashier forgot to put my gift card through, so she had to reverse it on my m/c to charge me again, and the new price was the amount of the gift card and so i saved 10 bucks
Curtis: wanna hear it?
Alex: yes
Curtis: ok, well when i went to buy spiderman, the cashier forgot to put my gift card through, so she had to reverse it on my m/c to charge me again, and the new price was the amount of the gift card and so i saved 10 bucks
Alex: haha nice!