miklos: I'm eating sunflower seeds
Nikki: why eat seeds when you are a nut?

Miklos: Why is toilet paper so expensive?
Nikki: I know... That's why you buy it when it's $4 at Shoppers and I have a dollar off coupon.
Miklos: I had to borrow 3 rolls from my mom today, we were out.
Nikki: Why don't you ever look in the storage room?
Miklos: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting it's more than just a server room.
Nikki: I'm stocked up on everything! I'm not some... hoochie mama.
Nikki: If there was an apocalypse tomorrow and we happened to be the last people alive, I have everything we'd need at least until we could break into a Walmart.

Nikki: Remember when your dad found out how to queue YouTube videos in a playlist before we did, and then he was like... "What? I'm not STUPID!"

Nikki: i went to my purse to get a pen
Nikki: and instead i ended up swiffering and sweeping (still haven't swiffer wet-mopped)
Nikki: then makeupping
Nikki: then hairing
Nikki: then packing food and bathroom stuff
Nikki: (including towels and toothbrushes)
Miklos: hell of a detour
Nikki: and then finding my bag to pack my clothes in
Nikki: and now I'm back at the laptop realizing i haven't got that pen yet

Miklos: I'm gonna make a more secure wireless network, WPA-Enterprise.. with a certificate server... so nerdy.
Miklos: I just don't feel secure with the way it's set up...
Nikki: Do you think the people next door are smart enough to figure it out as is?
Nikki: If they were, they'd have a job.

Nikki: Hey boy?
Miklos: hey... girl
Nikki: Yes?
Miklos: Hi.
[pause]
Both: What were you going to say?
Both: [in same tone] Oohhhh.

<Curtis and Miklos discussing the dagh facebook app>
Miklos: haha it was a work in progress
Miklos: the idea was that you could submit a dagh quote right from facebook
Miklos: i just never got around to finishing it
Miklos: it's still very doable i think. wouldn't even need much! just an add page
Miklos: it would still email the admins for approval though
Miklos: maybe. or it can skip approval if it's from facebook, since it's a real facebook person adding the quote...
Curtis: so approval is just a matter of non-spam?
Miklos: actually the approval was originally for non funny quotes
Miklos: or racist ones etc
Curtis: that's what i thought it still is
Miklos: yeah it still is
Curtis: heh, well alright then
Miklos: this is confusing
Miklos: nothing will change.
Curtis: you'll be ok
Miklos: life is wonderful
[few minutes later]
Nikki: This quote should've gone through the approval process

Miklos: Alright, what are we going to buy .. hang on, I have a list.
[Miklos finds someone's grocery list on top of a shopping cart at the grocery store]
Miklos: Wow this person wants lots of milk.
Nikki: Really, they put that down?
Miklos: Well, we have "yogurt", melba, milk, banana, apples, cookies, milk, t-cream, white cake mix, granola bars
Nikki: Actually that sounds like a pretty solid list to me...
Miklos: Definitely not a first time shopper.
Nikki: Yeah, totally devoid of ramen noodles.

Nikki: You're boring today.
Miklos: I'm not boring, I'm restful.
Nikki: You're supposed to rest at NIGHT.
Miklos: It's 2 in the morning in Hungary.
Nikki: Oh right. So I could say "It's 2 in the morning somewhere else, so I guess I don't have to be at work right now," and then go home and no one would fire me for being stupid.

Nikki: mixi runs down the stairs, and i say "no treats, mixi!"
Nikki: "meow?"
Nikki: "no tuna!"
Nikki: "...nooo?"
Nikki: "nope"
Nikki: "aww"
Nikki: that is what her meows sounded like she was saying

Miklos: my loan is done june 2012, at this rate
Nikki: mine's done somewhere in the late 2200s. Hopefully that's A.D. but they don't specify.

Nikki: you want your sandwich toasted like a pervert? or regular, like i'll have it?
Miklos: hrm... given those options... toasted please. regular!

Nikki: i ate some horseradish a few weeks ago after a lifelong resistance to it as well
Goran: is it not delicious?
Nikki: i'd say it was "pretty good"
Goran: mmm. i can see endless possibilities of tastiness
Nikki: i wonder if a lot of people avoid it until they're nearly 26
Goran: :O it's like a right of passage
Nikki: rite. i think it's rite, though i could be rong

Nikki: Did you see that? That street was called "Chalk Line"
Miklos: Yeah I saw I was already thinking about the .com
Nikki: Probably taken.
Miklos: You assume a lot...
Nikki: And you assume the internet is a week old.

Nikki: oh look it's steve buscemi in the drive thru!

Nikki: I think it's funny when cats fall. They have 4 legs, they have no reason to fall.

Miklos: Then in the elevator, it was me, Carolyn from accounting, Bonnie, me... Costy, and me. No wait, Costy wasn't there.
Nikki: Well I'm glad you were there to retell the story...

miklos: the 90s with all the family sitcoms
miklos: where'd they go
Nikki: well, i think all the child stars went to rehab

Nikki: According to that site [http://learnsomethingeveryday.co.uk/] some whales kill themselves.
Nikki: I believe it, cuz they're smart...
Nikki: hahah isn't that funny, how all the smart animals want to commit suicide?

Nikki: hey guess what i'm using as a chair
miklos: a chair?
Nikki: that exercise ball!
miklos: oh
miklos: good for posture
Nikki: well
miklos: just needs some more air
Nikki: i'm still slouching, just a new way
Nikki: but it's comfy
miklos: i always condone innovative slouching
miklos: i'm the king of slouching at work, sometimes only my head sticks out from under the desk
miklos: people constantly comment on it