miklos: http://drna.org/search.php
miklos: a little heart for adopted dogs
miklos: a little smile for in process ones
Nikki: aw cute
Nikki: now all the dogs will want a heart-on

Nikki: i no i no
Nikki: that's how my cousin cam talks on msn
miklos: ?
Nikki: "i no"
miklos: haha i don't get it
Nikki: "i know"
Nikki: yeah, sometimes we're a little too smart to understand things like that.
miklos: yeah but it sounds the same and on cam, who would know the difference?
Nikki: his name is cam :|
miklos: WTF
Nikki: hahahha
miklos: i thought "cam talks" was something she did
miklos: SHE being the whore.
Nikki: HE
miklos: hahaha
miklos: pls to be capitalizing pronouns.
Nikki: *palm-face*

Nikki: is it the top dvd player or the bottom?
Miklos: uhh, doesn't matter, remember? it was a dvd? ...oh wait nevermind, wrong reference.
Nikki: yeahh, time to be quiet.

Miklos: Well, this has been a very inspiring conversation... thank you.
Nikki: It wasn't inspiring; shut the f up.

miklos: I guess you CAN sleep in my car
Nikki: I can when you shut up...

Scott: but is that MegaBITS or megaBYTES
miklos: it's megabits
Scott: no no.. if it was megabits, it would be abbreviated as Mbps... megabits PER second... but this one has a slash
miklos: the slash means PER. it's the same as the p!

Nikki: imagine NO internet??
miklos: i can't
miklos: i only imagine BECAUSE of the internet.

miklos: alex is going to sign again
miklos: the house we looked at yesterday
Nikki: really.
miklos: yeah
Nikki: he sure likes signing things
Nikki: maybe he should become a guarantor
miklos: or the president
Nikki: or a pen

Nikki: ok so
Nikki: am I going to my convocation?
Nikki: i don't think i am
miklos: does that mean work?
Nikki: i have no pride in this school
Nikki: haha
miklos: oh
miklos: i like words.
Nikki: no that would be vocational
miklos: yeah i go on vacation every day when i come here.
Nikki: sigh
Nikki: talking to you is sometimes just like watching you try to do a crossword
Nikki: :)
miklos: hehe
miklos: like i said, i like words.

(Random spam from a user not on miklos' AIM list)
[11:45] MischievousCoho: If you respond with an away message containing a phone number, I will laugh... then rickroll you by phone.

Nikki: You need to give reasons for your opinions so that you sound credible...
Miklos: I'm an incredible person.

miklos: this is the 3rd flock of swans that flew by outside
miklos: the first one had about 25-30 swans
miklos: this last one only had 12
miklos: anyway
Nikki: swans???
miklos: yes
miklos: swans
Nikki: what the
miklos: haha yeah
Nikki: is the world ending?
miklos: they're flying west
Nikki: i don't think i've ever seen a swan fly
miklos: they fly in V shapes like geese
Nikki: weird
miklos: it is
Nikki: they're like 6 feet long sometimes
Nikki: ahahah
miklos: hahah i know
Nikki: that's like a flock of people flying
miklos: yeah pretty much
Nikki: look at poor lonely blacky http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1195144140/img/1.jpg
Nikki: it's like a reverse oreo
miklos: neat
miklos: i don't ever want to see another white swan
miklos: black ones are way better
miklos: it's like they ate the Windows 3.11 "high contrast" color scheme

[talking about Maximum Overdrive (a 1986 Stephen King movie)]
alex: i can't believe the woman worked the title of the movie in at the oddest time
miklos: what a horrible movie
alex: "i was hicthin my way to hollywood, I was on my way to becoming a star.. that is until all the machines in the world went into Maximum Overdrive"
miklos: hahah
miklos: that's exactly what i would've said too

pircsi: hey i was right about that mole on your face
miklos: what mole
pircsi: exactly
pircsi: i debated for months if i should cut it off while you sleep
pircsi: and you didnt even notice

Nikki: two notable quotes by Nik from tonight
Nikki: Suzie cut this big burn on her hand open on the register somehow and it started pouring blood
Nikki: Wendy's like "Don't just stand there, get some gauze or something!"
Nikki: I whisper at Wendy "Ugh, don't let her touch you, she has vegetarian blood..."
Nikki: other one was....... uhhhhhhhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhh forgettable
Nikki: OH
Nikki: Heroin Andy comes in with his infant
Nikki: and she's coughing this weird hacking cough and he's telling Eva how he's been to the doctor and the doctor says there's nothing wrong with her, just a cough, otherwise she's behaving normally...
Nikki: so after he leaves, I'm like "Probably crack-smoker's cough..."
miklos: you ARE a horrible person.

[on the way to the autoshow]
miklos: so where is this thing anyway?
alex: rogers centre?
miklos: umm i need a more definite answer than that
alex: rogers centre.

Miklos: What's with that shirt. It looks like a photo shirt.
Nikki: This shirt? it is a photo shirt. I've posted it, online... one, with the hair, darker, white shirt... flickr...
Miklos: Are you just naming tags associated with that photo?
Nikki: I'm just going to start speaking in tags. Light, sign, night, road, drive with miki, 2009, winter, tree.

Nikki: you should give it a whirl
miklos: yeah, i'd like to try a few things before that though
miklos: like you know.. have a heterosexual marriage, maybe a couple of kids
miklos: then grow old and die as a heterosexual man
miklos: then maybe after that i'd be good to go.

Curtis: what's funny about this is, i forget what i previously said
miklos: do you close the window down after like 2 minutes of inactivity from the other person?
Curtis: pretty much
miklos: I used to do that
miklos: still do

(After randomly clicking a popup on Getty Images that read "GettyImages - We're here to help you. Have questions? Chat with an image specialist. Chat now!")
[Thank you for choosing Getty Images. A representative will be with you shortly. For your security, do not give out your credit card number or other sensitive personal data during a Getty Images Live Chat session.]
[You are now chatting with Brooke.]
Brooke: Hello! How can I help you today?
miklos: I'd like to take some photos. But I don't even know where to begin... can you give me some pointers please?
Brooke: Hi Miklos, unfortunately I would not be able to help you with the creative side of taking images, I am in the sales office. The best thing to do would be to enroll in a class to learn about photography.
miklos: Oh. Does GettyImages offer training?
Brooke: No we do not
Brooke: I would start by looking at a local community college by you
miklos: Ok... this is proving to be more frustrating than I anticipated... maybe it's not the right choice for me at this point in time. Thank you for your support and I apologize for wasting your time!
Brooke: I don't think it has to be frustrating, you would just need to invest some time into learning it.
Brooke: Photography is a skill
Brooke: Good luck!