Nikki: The fart [that woke me up] sounded like this: *ppphhhhoooooooo*
Nikki: It sounded like something fell off of a ship, in the distance.

miklos: i love storms
miklos: i love them almost as much as i love flashlights
Nikki: haha
Nikki: i love storms much more than flashlights
Nikki: you barely love flashlights, you just like saying you love things
miklos: that's what makes it funny
miklos: we both clearly know my love for flashlights
Nikki: is moderate at best

[on a drive in Niagara Falls]
Nikki: there's a prostitute! except she's carrying a dog...
Miklos: in her lap? [meant to say "in her arms"]
Nikki: when you're walking you can't have a lap
Miklos: listen, Grammar...

[in the bathroom, Nik is refilling hand soap]
Nikki: You want to get some paper towels from downstairs for cleaning later?
Miklos: You mean tomorrow morning?
Nikki: Yeah tomo-- [looks over] ...why are you peeing with me in here??

[Driving northbound on the 406 around the left bend before Westchester, Miklos takes the turn from the right lane and crosses over the right shoulder (at 11:30pm, fatigue was a definite factor)]
Nikki: BOY!
Miklos: Whaat... I got it...
Miklos: At these speeds it's hard to take those turns.
Miklos: You should see me drive while I'm sleeping.
Nikki: I bet it's pretty similar!

Goran: there's a woman fellating a wee in my followers list
Nikki: yeah i had that woman too, i deleted her
Nikki: or blocked
Goran: as did i
Goran: yet hornysophie remains, due to her classy photo

miklos: http://drna.org/search.php
miklos: a little heart for adopted dogs
miklos: a little smile for in process ones
Nikki: aw cute
Nikki: now all the dogs will want a heart-on

Nikki: i no i no
Nikki: that's how my cousin cam talks on msn
miklos: ?
Nikki: "i no"
miklos: haha i don't get it
Nikki: "i know"
Nikki: yeah, sometimes we're a little too smart to understand things like that.
miklos: yeah but it sounds the same and on cam, who would know the difference?
Nikki: his name is cam :|
miklos: WTF
Nikki: hahahha
miklos: i thought "cam talks" was something she did
miklos: SHE being the whore.
Nikki: HE
miklos: hahaha
miklos: pls to be capitalizing pronouns.
Nikki: *palm-face*

Nikki: is it the top dvd player or the bottom?
Miklos: uhh, doesn't matter, remember? it was a dvd? ...oh wait nevermind, wrong reference.
Nikki: yeahh, time to be quiet.

Miklos: Well, this has been a very inspiring conversation... thank you.
Nikki: It wasn't inspiring; shut the f up.

miklos: I guess you CAN sleep in my car
Nikki: I can when you shut up...

Nikki: imagine NO internet??
miklos: i can't
miklos: i only imagine BECAUSE of the internet.

miklos: alex is going to sign again
miklos: the house we looked at yesterday
Nikki: really.
miklos: yeah
Nikki: he sure likes signing things
Nikki: maybe he should become a guarantor
miklos: or the president
Nikki: or a pen

Nikki: ok so
Nikki: am I going to my convocation?
Nikki: i don't think i am
miklos: does that mean work?
Nikki: i have no pride in this school
Nikki: haha
miklos: oh
miklos: i like words.
Nikki: no that would be vocational
miklos: yeah i go on vacation every day when i come here.
Nikki: sigh
Nikki: talking to you is sometimes just like watching you try to do a crossword
Nikki: :)
miklos: hehe
miklos: like i said, i like words.

Heather: i hate that project. i hate my life. i'd love to just, drink motor oil or something
Nikki: LET'S DO IT
Heather: but that'd prolly be gross
Nikki: motor oil date. we can shit our pants after
Heather: switch it to guinness, i hear it's about the same
Nikki: and there's a ball in the can!
Heather: ok, i'll be back. i want that ball

Kris: Did you break in? There's nobody home.
Nikki: The door's always open, anyone can get in. Place is about as secure as a Geocities website.

Nikki: You need to give reasons for your opinions so that you sound credible...
Miklos: I'm an incredible person.

miklos: this is the 3rd flock of swans that flew by outside
miklos: the first one had about 25-30 swans
miklos: this last one only had 12
miklos: anyway
Nikki: swans???
miklos: yes
miklos: swans
Nikki: what the
miklos: haha yeah
Nikki: is the world ending?
miklos: they're flying west
Nikki: i don't think i've ever seen a swan fly
miklos: they fly in V shapes like geese
Nikki: weird
miklos: it is
Nikki: they're like 6 feet long sometimes
Nikki: ahahah
miklos: hahah i know
Nikki: that's like a flock of people flying
miklos: yeah pretty much
Nikki: look at poor lonely blacky http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1195144140/img/1.jpg
Nikki: it's like a reverse oreo
miklos: neat
miklos: i don't ever want to see another white swan
miklos: black ones are way better
miklos: it's like they ate the Windows 3.11 "high contrast" color scheme

pircsi: i need you like water
Nikki: i need water like you
Nikki: all hairy and random water
pircsi: i like hairy things
Nikki: then you'll LOVE my water.

Nikki: two notable quotes by Nik from tonight
Nikki: Suzie cut this big burn on her hand open on the register somehow and it started pouring blood
Nikki: Wendy's like "Don't just stand there, get some gauze or something!"
Nikki: I whisper at Wendy "Ugh, don't let her touch you, she has vegetarian blood..."
Nikki: other one was....... uhhhhhhhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhh forgettable
Nikki: OH
Nikki: Heroin Andy comes in with his infant
Nikki: and she's coughing this weird hacking cough and he's telling Eva how he's been to the doctor and the doctor says there's nothing wrong with her, just a cough, otherwise she's behaving normally...
Nikki: so after he leaves, I'm like "Probably crack-smoker's cough..."
miklos: you ARE a horrible person.