Displaying results for Miklos, Miki.

#570 · May 27, 2015
[Nikki presses car's 'Media' button which begins playing music from Miklos's iPhone]
Nikki: Oh, sweet. You have the new U2 album on your phone!
Miklos: Yeah, it's great. And it was free.
Nikki: Wow, lucky. When'd you get that?
Miklos: Haha... ... ...is this a real conversation?
Nikki: No.
#569 · May 26, 2015
[Miklos pushes the call button on the steering wheel to call for chinese food]
Miklos: Call Lily's coo-zine ...Cuisine! Ugh, I don't think I even have it in my contacts. Ugh! Stop listening!!!
#565 · Apr 22, 2015
Nikki: Hal Johnson's probably in a home by now
Miklos: "Augh! My body's breakin'."
#564 · Apr 16, 2015
Nikki: why do I see "1 comment" on your post and then when I open it nothing is there?
Miklos: that was my comment but it got deleted.
Nikki: it ... got deleted?
Miklos: I deleted it.
Nikki: wow the mods were all over that comment of yours
#562 · Mar 9, 2015
Miklos: Wtf... fireworks. On Victory Ave.
Nikki: Is it welfare day?
#559 · Jan 31, 2015
Nikki: I looked it up and she's my first cousin once removed
Miklos: Once removed? Those words don't make sense to me.
Nikki: Have you ever heard the phrase "twice removed"?
Miklos: No. [pauses] I've heard of "re-fried", like re-fried beans?
#558 · Jan 31, 2015
miklos: what's that front bathroom called [like in rich houses]
nikki: the powder room?
#557 · Jan 25, 2015
Miklos: Hey, what's the Artist Formerly Known as Prince... currently known as?
Nikki: Prince.
Miklos: What the... How?
#555 · Jan 21, 2015
[Nikki stands up, awakening a napping Miklos on the couch]
Miklos: What the hell are you doing?
Nikki: What are you talking about?
Miklos: Oh. [bored voice] I thought you were floating in the air for a minute.
Nikki: ...that's going on Facebook.
Miklos: What did you say? I thought you were floating. Like a stick.
[Nikki looks at Miklos, confused]
Miklos: Stephen Harper...
[Falls back asleep]
#552 · Dec 31, 2014
Nikki: if the boy gets up and won't settle in the middle of the night, I would go in and try to settle him but he thinks I am the milk man.
Miklos: Not a problem, I am Milkless
Nikki: how appropriate...
#551 · Dec 24, 2014
[loud car drives down the street]
Nikki: who is this fuckhead on Christmas Eve...
Miklos: ...that's driving a kazoo?
#548 · Nov 15, 2014
[channel surfing and stumbling upon the music video Sam Smith - I'm Not The Only One]
Miklos: ugh this guy is white?
Nikki: I know eh? He sounds like a sweet black man.
Nikki: now I don't like him hehe
#545 · Oct 31, 2014
Nikki: [taking fake vampire teeth out of her mouth] how do people with dentures do this shit?
Miklos: I think they have properly fitted ones
Nikki: ah, not dollar store ones?
#544 · Oct 21, 2014
Miklos: Remember Electric Circus?
[Nikki and Miklos simultaneously] What the f was the point of that?!
#543 · Oct 14, 2014
[Reading a receipt that is almost completely faded]
Nikki: When is this even from? 0...1...?
Miklos: January 30, 2012?
Nikki: 2011. Christmas the 23rd. Wait. December.
#540 · Oct 1, 2014
Lucas: LMFAO just got off the stage. My camera gear is covered in champagne showers!
Miklos: that's nothing to laugh about
#537 · Sep 13, 2014
[Reading Mansion House sign]
Nikki: Ooh, "The Captain is coming"!
Miklos: What about Tennille?
Nikki: I don't know what that is.
Miklos: What? Captain and Tennille. Am I that old?
Nikki: Well, it finally happened. You referenced something that's too old for me to understand.
#535 · Sep 6, 2014
Miklos: What year is this movie from? 1997? That's... 25 years!
Nikki: No it isn't. Not by any kind of math, anyway.
#534 · Sep 3, 2014
[pointing at a mole on her jawline]
Nikki: Has this always been there?
Miklos: I've never seen it.
Nikki: Really? It just showed up? Is it cancer?
Miklos: It's not cancer. It's been there forever.
#533 · Aug 28, 2014
[While Alex and Miklos are talking to each other, Curtis thinks he hears his name which didn't actually happen]
Curtis: Hmm? What are you talking about?
[They fill him in on the subject]
Curtis: Ah, so how am I involved in this?
Miklos: ......you interjected yourself into the conversation
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