#588 · Mar 18, 2016
*Alex falls asleep reading something on Jessica's phone*
Jessica: Can I have my phone back if you're gonna fall asleep?
Alex: Yeah, just pull the cord.
*Jessica pulls the cord and it gets stuck*
Alex: Ahh! That's my face!
#506 · Mar 18, 2014
Nikki: Just do it. Don't be a pussy.
Nikki: ... I don't use that word. Now I've tried it once, it doesn't work.
#503 · Mar 18, 2014
(While approaching Jess with a bent straw)
Alex: Come here! Come here! I just want to put this up your nose!
#502 · Mar 18, 2014
Jessica: My foot itches.
Alex: Welcome to my world.
Jessica: Why? Your foot itches?
Alex: Constantly.
Jessica: It does?
Alex: Well...not right now.
Jessica: That makes no sense.
Alex: It doesn't in a logical sense, but in a physiological sense...
#501 · Mar 18, 2014
(After Pearl points out a ton of ducks in the Niagara River)
Curtis: Whoa, that's a shit load of things that flock
#500 · Mar 18, 2014
Jessica: I had a nightmare.
Alex: :(
Jessica: I was preparing Bruce Willis for his funeral and he came back to life. And that's creepy no matter how much he obviously wasn't dead in the first place.
Alex: I guess he didn't die hard enough.
#254 · Mar 18, 2009
miklos: this is the 3rd flock of swans that flew by outside
miklos: the first one had about 25-30 swans
miklos: this last one only had 12
miklos: anyway
Nikki: swans???
miklos: yes
miklos: swans
Nikki: what the
miklos: haha yeah
Nikki: is the world ending?
miklos: they're flying west
Nikki: i don't think i've ever seen a swan fly
miklos: they fly in V shapes like geese
Nikki: weird
miklos: it is
Nikki: they're like 6 feet long sometimes
Nikki: ahahah
miklos: hahah i know
Nikki: that's like a flock of people flying
miklos: yeah pretty much
Nikki: look at poor lonely blacky http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/in_pictures_enl_1195144140/img/1.jpg
Nikki: it's like a reverse oreo
miklos: neat
miklos: i don't ever want to see another white swan
miklos: black ones are way better
miklos: it's like they ate the Windows 3.11 "high contrast" color scheme