(Directed to Alex with full knowledge that he bought a house 5 months ago and has been renovating ever since)
Brian says: ever shop at home depot?

Brian: good thanks giving?
Mike: yup
Brian: what's wrong man? you look bumbed.
Mike: just a case of the mondays ... lol... sometimes takes a while to get into the groove
Brian: it's tuesday

Brian says:
<?php
// SEARCH QUERY IS IN THE SELECT STATEMENT BELOW.
// EDIT THIS TO RECTIFY THE RESULTS INTO THE TABLE BELOW.
$result = mysql_query("update firstname, lastname, email, hometown, storelocation, address, extra1 FROM newsletter") or die(mysql_error());
$row = mysql_fetch_assoc( $result );
?>
Brian says:
my update script
Brian says:
seems okay?

Brian: hmm. will you still be able to teach me a few tools to manipulate and work with the software so it looks 110% not this pathetic 99%

Brian: did you know that you cannot develop properly using dreamweaver in hidden mode? <!-- -->
Brian:<TABLE><TR><TD><!--<font SIZE="+1"> HELLO WORLD --></TD></TR>
Brian: finish the </font> where it applies

Brian: you know how you get colspans and you add text, they're all different lengths. is there a way to remove the different lengths and them all be the same ?

Alex: i'll be in zurich, switzerland for 4.5 hours waiting for a connecting flight.. do you want me to deposit some cash into an offshore account for you?
Brian: 20 bucks cool?
Alex: it's your investment...

Brian: WHAT'S IT TAKE TO MAKE AN .AI FILE?

Brian: i gtg do some herins
[to the common folk: "errands"]

Brian: do you know that target="_blank" for a php submit form doesn't work for ie????

Brian: wowzers. lol i was just going to ask you where i may be able to find a link to insert a small statement for newsletter from databased emails to a php but seems you have a much larger problem.

Brian: WHY
Brian: in photoshop, do i have to go over the pixels several times to color something from white to a color?

Brian: I have a host with my website hoster with mysql on it. i tried to get the mail listings on it and i prob messed up their end with the database setup cause i have no clue what i'm doing.