[Nik sends video of guy whipping his shoes at George W. Bush]
Nikki: ahahahahaha
goran: omg, hahahahaha
Nikki: 2nd favourite thing to happen this year ^^^
goran: what's the first?
Nikki: obama and i made a mulatto child
Nikki: err, obama elected president
goran: hahaha, black people can't crossbreed with whites, silly.
Nikki: yeah, that'd be silly. that's for made up places, like heaven, and scarborough

matt: you know how our company gives us a $100 christmas bonus?
matt: well, I give my employees a $300 gift certificate to a restaurant
miklos: but you only have 2 employees
matt: yeeaaahhh
miklos: and one of them is your wife
matt: yeeeaaahhh
matt: we get to go to The Keg

miklos: we're going to rock point tonight
Nikki: what
Nikki: why
miklos: lighthouse
Nikki: oh
Nikki: but
Nikki: it's night time
miklos: http://jui.cc/bP
Nikki: will there be light, for real?
miklos: the lighthouse is on an island
miklos: bring some floaties.
Nikki: ok um, that's a long ways away
Nikki: haha
miklos: just past dumbville
Nikki: ya i know
Nikki: we used to go camping there all the time
Nikki: invented stories about ghosts on the beach
miklos: it's by port maitland!
Nikki: saw a man drown there once too
Nikki: yeah
miklos: how the hell is that a long way away?
miklos: oh you're in st kitts
Nikki: mhmm
miklos: pft
miklos: extra 20 mins
miklos: 45 min drive
Nikki: did you skip the
Nikki: "saw a man drown there once too" part?
Nikki: because I find it remarkable that didn't even get a "oh"
miklos: i totally did

miklos: what font did you end up using?
Nikki: well, it's an odd combination.. for regular text I went with Century Gothic
miklos: is that the....
Nikki: it's pointy
miklos: round one? all capitals?
Nikki: no. you're talking about copperplate gothic...
[pause]
miklos: will you marry me?

pircsi: miki I love your camera
pircsi: if someone came to me and said "i'm going to kill your brother" ... "at least then you can have his camera"
pircsi: I would have to say "I love him.... but I guess it was his time"

Ellie: i'm watching TLC on youtube
Ellie: help me
Nikki: ew
Ellie: i have the syndrome you had
Ellie: the one that let you tolerate gwen stefani
Nikki: hahaha
Nikki: down syndrome, I think it's called

Jesse James says:
ugh this weather!
Nikki says:
i know!
Jesse James says:
and its not going to get better
Nikki says:
you think YOU got problems. my fibre-optic xmas tree won't light up!

Peter: Miki... I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but...
Peter: This guy said that he was all done with this project...
Peter: I've been looking at it for about 15 minutes, and I've already found 2 mistakes
Peter: and all I've done was some clicking
miklos: :)
miklos: fire him
Peter: done
miklos: haha
Peter: pretty soon it will be "fire at him" if I keep finding mistakes...

Dr.Chewy says:
i miss the water
Dr.Chewy says:
I used to walk along the lake in Kingston
Nikki says:
aw
Nikki says:
you know we have the same lake here right?

Nikki: i went to my mum's house today
Nikki: and my neighbour was outside in his hunting gear
Nikki: so I asked him what he was hunting today
Nikki: and he said deer in Fort Erie
Nikki: :'(
miklos: did you tell him to check out my flickr stream?
Nikki: but I was just like "Cool, have fun!"
Nikki: all the while grinding my teeth
miklos: hahah
Nikki: if it doesn't come out of a beer bottle, I doubt he'll know what it is
Nikki: nice guy, but likes his beer.
Nikki: deer rhymes with beer, so he probably knows what those are too
miklos: yeah that's pretty much it
miklos: it's really a simple language
miklos: the hunter's language
miklos: deer, beer, duck, f*k
miklos: done.
Nikki: queer yuck
Nikki: you're right, it works
Nikki: that's that whole mentality summed up
miklos: and loose, moose, goose.
miklos: wow
miklos: i wonder whoever made the language did this on purpose.
Nikki: you know we're right about this.

[no conversation before this.]
Jesse James: imma kill some people but for now i ust go out ALONE because assholes cancel last minute
Jesse James: gooday to you!
[Jesse James is offline.]
Nikki: ...blink!

Nikki: The <sarcasm> tag never closes.

Nikki: glitter is the herpes of the craft supply world

alex: i told him like on tuesday
alex: or I think i told him
alex: i can't remember a response..
alex: maybe i just thought about telling him..
alex: i gotta stop making my thoughts into reality memories.

Kathleen: "It is advisable to be skeptical of any part of history written by those who were involved in it."

Alex: i'll be in zurich, switzerland for 4.5 hours waiting for a connecting flight.. do you want me to deposit some cash into an offshore account for you?
Brian: 20 bucks cool?
Alex: it's your investment...

Peter: I had to go over to talk to someone and I forgot my coffee on his desk
Peter: So I went back to get it but by that time he'd already drank it!
Peter: I don't believe it...
Peter: "hmmm coffee... but I don't even drink coffee... oh well it doesn't matter, I'll drink it since it's already here..."

pircsi: u like my picture?
miklos: what picture
pircsi: of the rose
miklos: what rose
pircsi: on my display
miklos: what display
pircsi: oh shut up
miklos: i don't have a display
pircsi: sometimes i feel like punching you

Alex's train of thought: Europeans are awesome. Except for the two weeks I was there...hey! Look at that house! Wow who'd want all those--I WANT THAT HOUSE!

Alex: I would say it would be more like a "Navy Green" if that existed.
Miklos: They call that "Forest Green"...
Alex: La-de-da Crayola...

Brian: WHAT'S IT TAKE TO MAKE AN .AI FILE?

[went mountain biking in the woods, on the very first little hill, Alex _walked_ his bike dowhill with difficulty]
Alex: I don't know why the hell I sign up for something I clearly don't enjoy.

miklos: i think i'm sick of the web
Orbit1: the web jumped the shark 3 yrs ago
miklos: osenoa is 3 years old on aug 30th
Orbit1: well, i'll just start calling you fonzie

(In reference to the upcoming trip to Hungary)
Brie: what if you get hung-a-ry before then?  *drum-roll*
Alex: hahah well in that case i'll just make a stop over at Turkey

alex: man i just had an internal fart that vibrated me / sounded exactly like an incoming text message when the phone is set on vibrate

Aaron: kelowna has the most golf courses i have ever seen for a small city
Aaron: tell me if this makes sense
Aaron: its like a desert here, hardly any rain, 34- 40C normal temps from June - Sept
Aaron: and they hardly have any water supply, so theres always a shortage
Aaron: SO THEY BUILD 15 SOME ODD GOLF COURSES
Aaron: each one takes something like 1 million litres a day
Aaron: like dude you have to see my lawn, its not even there anymore. its just dead straw looking grass
Aaron: and lots of dirt
miklos: but the greens are nice and flourishing on the courses
Aaron: oh yeah, the courses look wonderful
Aaron: i think 2 or 3 would be good
Aaron: but what do i know...
Aaron: you should see the rich people though
Aaron: they have ponds and pools and all these stuff
Aaron: downtown looks like venice
Aaron: with waterways
miklos: so then where's the shortage?
Aaron: well, farmers dont have any water for crops haha
Aaron: they took it all from them
miklos: stupid farmers.. they're so whiny
Aaron: ponds and golf are much better

Peter: I was thinking today...
Peter: when you talk to me, your thoughts are in english, and then you translate them to hungarian
Peter: When I talk to you in english, my thoughts are in hungarian and I translate them to english
Peter: So I think it's best if you speak to me in english, and I respond in hungarian
Miklos: but my thoughts are in hungarian when I'm talking to you...
Miklos: otherwise that's not a bad idea
Peter: or the other option is that we say everything in hungarian, and then in english too
Peter: mert (because) igy mind a kettonknek (both of us) meg is kell erteni amit a masik mond (have to understand the other)

alex: so last night i've been watching magic tricks revealed videos on youtube, i'm gonna start learning some
alex: you never know when a little impressive magic can come in handy

Miklos: I don't feel like a pita. Does Pita Pit make salads?
Matt: Yeah, they put it in this thing called a pita. And then you eat it.

Error: Error Executing Database Query. [Macromedia][SQLServer JDBC Driver][SQLServer]CREATE TABLE permission denied in database 'Automation'.
Scott: Matt, this might be one of those security errors you showed me regarding specific databases or tables. What do you think?

Peter: http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/10/bmw-gina-light-visionary-model-revealed/
Peter: did you send me this link?
Miklos: yes
Peter: it's like something is moving under its skin
Peter: I don't think it looks good
Miklos: no
Miklos: and yes it moves
Miklos: the headrests...
Miklos: watch the video
Peter: I did
Peter: it opens its eyes
Peter: what's it made of?
Peter: "swim caps"!
Peter: Vorlons in Babylon 5 had a spaceship that was somewhat organic
Peter: this is like that
Peter: eventually cars will fully come to life, like they won't open their eyes all the way if they're tired...
Peter: they'll stretch when they wake up in the morning
Peter: then jump over the fence
Peter: and chase after cats on the street

dave: when am i going to learn to exist in this world?
dave: i was obviously NOT made for this world

miklos: so i put on a tie on monday, right?
miklos: and i'm like... wtf the back of this is too short to go through the little loop
miklos: so the back end of it was just hanging there
miklos: i decided to get one of my dad's tie clips to hold them together
miklos: the first thing was yelling into my sister's room "google 'tie clip proper position'..."
miklos: "two thirds of the way down"
miklos: "ok thanks"
miklos: .. i ended up not even wearing the clip
miklos: moral of the story: please don't take away google.
dave: that's nuts
dave: i don't know how people lived before google
dave: jenna and i bought rainbow trout, and didn't realize that we didn't know how to cook it until we got it home....
dave: again, google saved us
miklos: see... if it weren't for google, I'd have looked like a slob that day, and you'd probably have died of hunger.

miklos: well i'm not going to buy an $800 bike to mod it right away
miklos: i'll mod it as time goes on
Paul: hah its true
Paul: you don't see any lowered Audi TT's driving around with groud effects
miklos: that's cuz alex doesn't own one yet

Brian: i gtg do some herins
[to the common folk: "errands"]

julius: I figured out why the moon is yellow. Its because when its 9pm in here (Toronto) its 6 am in bc and the suns rays are shining on the moon and making it yellow.

julius: am I talking over your head again?
alex: I guess so
julius: no wonder you're going bald

miklos: I don't think my mp3 player has a random function.
matt: yes it does. what mp3 player doesn't have it?
miklos: I don't know. you find it then.
[messing with the mp3 player, sarcastically]:
matt: yeah... you're right, there's no random... this stupid thing called it a _shuffle_.

Brian: do you know that target="_blank" for a php submit form doesn't work for ie????

Brian: wowzers. lol i was just going to ask you where i may be able to find a link to insert a small statement for newsletter from databased emails to a php but seems you have a much larger problem.

miklos: I always like driving down by the falls, I mean it is one of the wonders of the world.
alex: I know how it happened.. no mystery.
alex: Water caused the erosion.
miklos: Yeah, 3 buckets of water, sheepskin, and an axe.
alex: No, that was mistyped, it was an ox.

miklos: man i just avoided a serious toilet cloggage by some furious plunging.
miklos: IN MID FLUSH

dave: szervusz mikrobe bacsi. hogy vagy?
miklos: egy kicsit megfáztam... fáj a torkom.
dave: nem jo
miklos: torkom = my throat
dave: i thought that was stomach
dave: all I know is that faj is hurt and that is nem jo
miklos: torok = throat
miklos: not to be confused with török = turkish (person)
dave: only in hungarian does 4 dots seperate a throat and an entire civilization

alex: i was entering a test record into a database and came up with the best postal code.. checked to see if it actually is a real location but came inconclusive.
alex: L0L 0M6
miklos: not original
miklos: http://www.firehall.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13621
miklos: that is [seemingly] the only other reference of that postal code on the web
miklos: so you're still safe.
miklos: you should get in touch with that person and share your creative knowledge

paul: miklos\
miklos: sir
paul: know of any cool photoalbums online that don't use php
miklos: what should they use
paul: xml maybe?
miklos: have you thought this through?

Peter: I don't know how to do it, but I'll figure it out.
Peter: Programming is sort of like magic.
Peter: You always get that "I want to know [how to do] that trick" feeling...

Dave: nothing but "Play Again" from good old Tim Hortons [roll up the rim to win]
Dave: you know what they should do? if you collect 10 "Play Again"s you get a free coffee or donut
Miklos: that'd be awesome
Dave: that actually would be a smart marketing move
Miklos: you're a genius
Dave: and call the slogan "it pays to lose"

Alex: If I lived in Fonthill I'd give streets names like Courier, Times New Roman Road, Arial Ave...

Aaron: did you buy me all that shit off my wishlist yet?
baxo: every single one
baxo: besides what did YOU get me for my birthday?
Aaron: finally
Aaron: someone cares about me
Aaron: a job you hippie

Miklos: Man, I played violin with old people all weekend long.
Matt: Umm.. that's great.. heh
Matt: What do you say to that really?