Displaying results for Miklos, Miki.

#407 · Jun 4, 2011
[Signing onto an online site, reading security question]
Miklos: what is your childhood best friend's name?
Nikki: teeebor
Nikki: why am i so funny this morning?
#406 · Apr 27, 2011
Nikki: i have a bone to pick. you have to stop responding to me when you're half asleep
miklos: half asleep?
miklos: i'm fully awake!
Nikki: last night I came to bed and said "hah, the washer played me a little song!" and you said "OK.." as if I had asked you to do a chore.
miklos: hahaha
Nikki: then I said "do you even know what I just said?"
Nikki: and you said "no"
Nik : and I said "well wake up for a minute and I'll repeat it." then I repeated it and you said "oh alright"
Nikki: clearly still not understanding
Nikki: anyway, pff!
miklos: i literally laughed out loud at this
miklos: cuz
miklos: i do not remember that conversation at all
miklos: i was asleep
Nikki: your eyes were open
miklos: brain was not.
Nikki: and you were half sitting up
miklos: hrm
miklos: weird
Nikki: that needs to change!
miklos: i can't change something i'm not aware of
Nikki: yes you can
Nikki: i have hope for you
#404 · Apr 22, 2011
Nikki: look an old grocery list from last year
Miklos: whose handwriting is it written in?
Nikki: mine...
Miklos: how can you be sure?
Nikki: cuz it's not yours and I write in mine every day
#400 · Mar 13, 2011
[Nikki's alarm clock goes off for the 4th time]
Miklos: Is that the final one?
Nikki: Yep.
[pause]
Nikki: Nope...
#398 · Feb 22, 2011
(While looking at a small triangular LED light)
Alex: How do they fit 3 AAA batteries into that?
Miklos: Probably ingeniously.
#397 · Feb 17, 2011
Miklos: i love our humble little life
Nikki: do you even know what that word means?
Miklos: yes
Nikki: if we were humble, we'd be sleeping on dirty blankets, two dishes to eat off of which we'd probably wash without any soap - just water -, we'd each own one pair of pants, maybe three shirts to our name
Nikki: oh and we'd have a dirt floor too. less likely to have the 42" inch tv.
#395 · Feb 6, 2011
Miklos: is the pizza all done?
Dad: we're working on it. got a couple of hungry guys...
Dad: no belly bottoms...
#392 · Dec 28, 2010
Miklos: I need to build a cube. Wait.. I have a structure already!
Nikki: You need nanodot rehab.
#391 · Dec 22, 2010
[After having lasagna for lunch]
Miklos: Maybe you should take the rest of this to work tonight.
Nikki: I don't want to be eating lasagna all day.
Nikki: I feel like Garfield.
Nikki: Why does that cat like lasagna so much?
#388 · Dec 19, 2010
Miklos: "...building your font cache..."
Nikki: farm cash??
#385 · Oct 15, 2010
miklos: I know I'm insensitive
miklos: jann arden wrote a song about me
Nikki: "Good Mother"?
Nikki: (swish)
#384 · Oct 12, 2010
Nikki: you got your keys?
miklos: I don't need them
Nikki: how about your YMCA card.... which doesn't look like you anymore at all
miklos: you mean i don't look like that now?
Nikki: haha no you do not have a face like a human hamburger.
#383 · Oct 12, 2010
miklos: I'm eating sunflower seeds
Nikki: why eat seeds when you are a nut?
#380 · Sep 25, 2010
Miklos: Why is toilet paper so expensive?
Nikki: I know... That's why you buy it when it's $4 at Shoppers and I have a dollar off coupon.
Miklos: I had to borrow 3 rolls from my mom today, we were out.
Nikki: Why don't you ever look in the storage room?
Miklos: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting it's more than just a server room.
Nikki: I'm stocked up on everything! I'm not some... hoochie mama.
Nikki: If there was an apocalypse tomorrow and we happened to be the last people alive, I have everything we'd need at least until we could break into a Walmart.
#378 · Sep 17, 2010
Nikki: i went to my purse to get a pen
Nikki: and instead i ended up swiffering and sweeping (still haven't swiffer wet-mopped)
Nikki: then makeupping
Nikki: then hairing
Nikki: then packing food and bathroom stuff
Nikki: (including towels and toothbrushes)
Miklos: hell of a detour
Nikki: and then finding my bag to pack my clothes in
Nikki: and now I'm back at the laptop realizing i haven't got that pen yet
#373 · Aug 17, 2010
Miklos: Pledge me for the MS Bike Tour!
Matt: Gimme 20 bucks and I will...
Miklos: How much will you pledge me then?
Matt: $10
#364 · Jul 10, 2010
Miklos: I'm gonna make a more secure wireless network, WPA-Enterprise.. with a certificate server... so nerdy.
Miklos: I just don't feel secure with the way it's set up...
Nikki: Do you think the people next door are smart enough to figure it out as is?
Nikki: If they were, they'd have a job.
#360 · Jun 27, 2010
Nikki: Hey boy?
Miklos: hey... girl
Nikki: Yes?
Miklos: Hi.
[pause]
Both: What were you going to say?
Both: [in same tone] Oohhhh.
#357 · Jun 14, 2010
[talking about UFC 115]
Matt: That guy should've finished off Crocop in the first round. It looked like he wanted to keep going with him though.
Miklos: Yeah.. and then they hug in the middle of the round..
Matt: I don't know what kind of mind frame you'd have to be in to be able to do that.. You'd have to be a psycho.
Miklos: Or fight enough times that it really becomes like a job.. Sort of like me and you coding.. And now we're talking.. then back to coding.
Matt: .....yeah. EXACTLY like that...
Miklos: Haha, less blood though...
Matt: So far, less blood...

[Miklos gets random nose bleed 5 minutes later]
#355 · Jun 9, 2010
<Curtis and Miklos discussing the dagh facebook app>
Miklos: haha it was a work in progress
Miklos: the idea was that you could submit a dagh quote right from facebook
Miklos: i just never got around to finishing it
Miklos: it's still very doable i think. wouldn't even need much! just an add page
Miklos: it would still email the admins for approval though
Miklos: maybe. or it can skip approval if it's from facebook, since it's a real facebook person adding the quote...
Curtis: so approval is just a matter of non-spam?
Miklos: actually the approval was originally for non funny quotes
Miklos: or racist ones etc
Curtis: that's what i thought it still is
Miklos: yeah it still is
Curtis: heh, well alright then
Miklos: this is confusing
Miklos: nothing will change.
Curtis: you'll be ok
Miklos: life is wonderful
[few minutes later]
Nikki: This quote should've gone through the approval process
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