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#142 10/17/07
Dave: You know what pisses me off?
Miklos: What's that
Dave: how on god's green earth do "older" men consistently miss the fucking urinal??? honestly, how do you miss a urinal? you practically stick yourself right in there! but somehow people still piss all over the floor and all over the wall... it is disgusting... why am I pissed off??? because of 3 main reasons. 1. it looks like shit 2. it smells even worse, and 3. I have to make sure that my laces and pant legs aren't remotely close to touching the ground. *end of rant*
#144 10/23/07
dave: i'm going to call up oxford or websters and tell them that I have an addition to the definition of spontaneous..... YOU
#15 5/28/07
Miklos: Hey look, that idiot has a lighthouse in his backyard!
Dave: That's an airport... and I believe that you're referring to the control tower.
#252 3/03/09
Curt: have u seen the video of me and dave?
Beth: no, what is it?
Curt: the transmission of moving pictures or animation to a monitor or television, but that's not important right now
#7 3/31/07
(Coming back from the U.S., the lady in the car in front of us at the border was talking and looked like she was making hand motions as she talked.)
miklos: That lady looks like she's a mute.
dave: How can she be driving?
miklos: She's not deaf! ... ... *pause* ... or BLIND!
#141 10/15/07
[Miklos throws a punch in the air and makes some stupid noises]
Miklos: Did you see that?
Miklos: That was a side-cut, not to be confused with an upper-cut.
Dave: You mean a "hook"?
#12 4/25/07
miklos: I don't think I have ADD. ... Maybe I do have ADD... Hrm.. Nah, I can't have ADD.. Well, if ADD is...
dave: You've been talking about ADD for over a minute. You DON'T have ADD.
#42 7/30/07
Miklos: I helped Dave get his boat license... Do you want yours? I'm in the mood to give.
Matt: Alright, get out your credit card, let's do it, if you're really in the mood to give.
Miklos: Umm... Not that much.
Matt: So when you said you're in the mood to give you meant...
Miklos: Take.
#139 10/09/07
... about a year and a half ago
Alex: Where's the 9??? (Frantically confused while handling a phone)
Miklos: Go back to your cubicle, where things make sense...
... now, about a year and a half later
Alex (randomly): I hate passlock
Miklos (randomly): where's the 9?
Alex: above the 6
Miklos: apparently you still don't know
Dave: set a reminder in outlook to try again (next year)
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