Displaying results for Nikki, Nik.

#323 · Dec 11, 2009
Miklos: i printed out the military alphabet
Miklos: and posted it on my wall
Miklos: and i plan to learn it and use it
Miklos: i know most of them
Nikki: oh, your actual wall
Miklos: haha yeah
Miklos: real life.
Nikki: they have those now
#322 · Dec 11, 2009
Goran: what movie shall i watch for the afternoon?
Nikki: haha
Nikki: i hate you and your job
Nikki: watch that movie.
#318 · Nov 30, 2009
Nikki: I gotta go to the bathroom. Turn on some music... something in the key of G.
Miklos: Is G minor ok? (Starting to play Adagio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4dpbk8YBs)
Nikki: No! That's too depressing.. Try key of D...
Miklos: Nah this is good...
#317 · Nov 18, 2009
Miklos: Ahh...
Nikki: What?
Miklos: I googled Google.
Nikki: Did the world explode? That's what I always thought would happen.
#316 · Nov 9, 2009
Miklos: Can we get over this whole farting thing and let'em loose already?
Nikki: You're still afraid of me doing it, aren't you? So you better clam up!
#312 · Oct 30, 2009
[after watching Paranormal Activity]
Nikki: if that movie left me with anything last night, it's that every time i wake up at night now I'm scared I'll stand at the foot of the bed staring at you for 3 hours
#311 · Oct 28, 2009
Nikki: OH my GOD i woke up with a snake tattoo
miklos: OH MY GOD and I think that my tongue's pierced toO!
Nikki: OH my GOD! OH! my GOD!
miklos: It's the sunday morning after
miklos: and baby who the HELL are you?
miklos: yeah that'd be a rough morning...
Nikki: why the hell are things allowed on the radio
miklos: they're not anymore
#308 · Oct 26, 2009
Miklos: You know what I need?
Nikki: What?
Miklos: (mumbling, kind of) Serial port on my computer.
[pause]
Nikki: You know what I thought you just said? "Cereal poured on my computer."
#307 · Oct 22, 2009
Miklos: it's just like Holden Caulfield.
Nikki: ... wait, Holden Caulfield? from Catcher in the Rye? How??
Miklos: you know, how they tried to keep kids from growing up to be adults because adulthood was bad and evil and so they grew up thinking life was a fairy tale
Nikki: that was Peter Pan
Miklos: wow, well then my English teacher was way off the mark
Nikki: I'd say so... unless she was really reaching for a metaphor there, but Holden Caulfield??
[moments later]
Nikki: I still don't get how your ex is like Peter Pan
#299 · Sep 18, 2009
Nikki: lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_Joe
Nikki: i just remembered them
miklos: ahahah oh yeah, skidrow
Nikki: omg they had a platinum album
Nikki: and a gold
Nikki: that's hilarious
Nikki: what gas station do they work at now
miklos: yeah the only place they see bronze silver or gold is on the markings at the pump
Nikki: hahaha
Nikki: his mom was their manager
Nikki: how did they get dropped
#295 · Sep 8, 2009
[While watching Ricky Chavis talk in an Alex and Derek King documentary (http://jui.cc/7j)]
Miklos: Oh man, do you know who this guy [Ricky Chavis] reminds me of?
Nikki: Woody Harrelson?
Miklos: Yes! ... mixed with umm...
Nikki: Matthew McConaughey??
Miklos: Yes!
#294 · Sep 3, 2009
[discussing qualms with 'Texting While Driving' with Goran]
Nikki: but anyway
Nikki: how often are you driving with a car full of broads, none of them paying attention to anything but you
Nikki: wait, bad example ... that's your whole life
#292 · Aug 27, 2009
Nikki: Man, why is Walmart so cheap?
Miklos: Uh, it's Walmart.
#291 · Aug 26, 2009
[police got to our house very fast after we made a report about some kid trying to steal the hub caps off our truck]
Miklos: wow they got here fast
Nikki: because there's no danger involved
#289 · Aug 12, 2009
Nikki: there'll always be an internet, whether people use it or not
#287 · Jul 24, 2009
[Miklos whistles 'Fa-La-La-La-La']
[Nik sings]: "don we now our gay apparel..."
Miklos: ...what does that mean?
Nikki: I guess 'we now don our gay apparel'
[Miklos stares blankly]
Nikki: ...apparel would be 'clothing'
#285 · Jul 19, 2009
[holding a cup of gravy]
Nikki: Be warned, I may drink this gravy.
Miklos: What?! DON'T.
[... does so, smiling defiantly]
#283 · Jul 8, 2009
[while watching Tim Hortons blueberry muffin commercial]
Announcer: A lot of blue, for a little green.
Miklos: Green?? Is this a Canadian commercial?
Nikki: Yup... maybe they mean a little twenty dollars.
#282 · Jul 7, 2009
Miklos: oh man, I just realized I'm wearing sandals with socks
Nikki: who gives a shit, you're going to 7-Eleven, in Welland. This ain't The Ritz.
Miklos: is The Ritz like Trappers?
[Trappers is a dirty bar in Welland]
#281 · Jul 7, 2009
Nikki: I blocked him long ago.
Miklos: You can block people from Google Calendar?
Nikki: Oh, how sweet it is!
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