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#290 8/24/09
Brittany: i broke the internetsa
Curtis: how did you break the internetsa???
Brittany: i dont know but the technition dude came in and tried to fix it and he was like wtf and i was barfing so not paying much attention but he had to go all the way downtown cuz my modem wasnt broken that badly it was the ports
Brittany: i exploded the ports
Curtis: lol are you sure you did it
Curtis: i didn't even know ports can explode
Brittany: it was broken so i assume that i did it
Curtis: they're just things you plug the cable into isn't it?
Brittany: i dunno what a port looks like. i dont know how the internet works
Brittany: i just use it
Curtis: nothing you do on your computer's gunna trigger a shortage of hardware
Brittany: its more fun to assume that my epic surfing overheateded it
#236 1/06/09
brittany: my radio stopped working
brittany: its so quiet i can hear other things
#309 10/27/09
Brittany: is it weird that paper shredding smells like christmas?
#300 9/21/09
Brittany: i wish my brain was more like a computer so i could just buy a new spelling chip because mine is flawed
#302 10/12/09
(On Day 2 of ever having been in the Falls)
Brittany: we must be on Lundy's Lane - just passed 2 adult stores in 5 seconds
#273 6/11/09
curtis: OMG i just got a ridiculous spam myspace msg
brittany: what is it?
curtis: the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk messages, but that's not important right now
#235 1/06/09
curtis: > curtis: i have $100 from my grandparents
curtis: > curtis: what should i buy?
curtis: > brittany: 10 dime bags
curtis: i thought that was quotable till i realized she didn't mean dime rolls
curtis: it's not as funny now that it makes sense