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#177 2/29/08
Alex: If I lived in Fonthill I'd give streets names like Courier, Times New Roman Road, Arial Ave...
#204 7/14/08
alex: man i just had an internal fart that vibrated me / sounded exactly like an incoming text message when the phone is set on vibrate
#356 6/14/10
Alex: i just thought of shaving like 1/5th of my left eyebrow and completing it with a tattoo of the Audi emblem and calling it Brow-di
#586 1/17/16
Alex: Thank god we have seats at the concert tonight. I sat for so long today that I don't feel like standing anymore
#620 10/13/17
Curtis: So if memory serves me right, Spinney might be around Hamilton for sushi on Friday or Monday
Alex: And if the waitresses serve us right, we should get everything we ordered
#304 10/16/09
(Directed to Alex with full knowledge that he bought a house 5 months ago and has been renovating ever since)
Brian says: ever shop at home depot?
#429 2/08/12
Alex: so, selling your sled for 4 grand, did you turn a profit on it?
Brian: well its tough to say, I would have to bring my folder to double check, but I'd imagine it would be a yes or no.
#205 7/15/08
(In reference to the upcoming trip to Hungary)
Brie: what if you get hung-a-ry before then?  *drum-roll*
Alex: hahah well in that case i'll just make a stop over at Turkey
#237 1/12/09
Curtis: i forgot to tell you the story on how when i went to buy spiderman, the cashier forgot to put my gift card through, so she had to reverse it on my m/c to charge me again, and the new price was the amount of the gift card and so i saved 10 bucks
Curtis: wanna hear it?
Alex: yes
Curtis: ok, well when i went to buy spiderman, the cashier forgot to put my gift card through, so she had to reverse it on my m/c to charge me again, and the new price was the amount of the gift card and so i saved 10 bucks
Alex: haha nice!
#604 2/06/17
Alex: I've never seen the Wizard of Oz but what's the point of watching it? I already know there's a scarecrow, a tin man, and a wolf man. What else is there to know?!
#128 9/17/07
Matt: Are you even looking for a job?
Alex: I have job. It's called being lazy. Doesn't pay well, but the benefits are great.
#210 9/26/08
Alex's train of thought: Europeans are awesome. Except for the two weeks I was there...hey! Look at that house! Wow who'd want all those--I WANT THAT HOUSE!
#188 4/19/08
julius: am I talking over your head again?
alex: I guess so
julius: no wonder you're going bald
#349 5/24/10
Brian: We're here to work on tills
Boss: On tills what?
Alex: un-tillz we get them done!
#375 9/09/10
Andrea: So my friend had to get her colon taken out the other day.
Alex: So what does she have now? A semi-colon?
#495 1/22/14
Alex: Contestant on [american] idol introduces herself Cindy Alderbridge. Dads like "What? Sitting on the bridge?"
#593 5/02/16
Alex: Don't you like that Baxo guy? He tells it like it is.
Well..he tells it like he'd like it to be.
#96 8/09/07
(Landfill was closed, alternately Alex and Paul randomly threw wood off the truck on some back roads...)
Paul: The best solution to pollution is dilution.
#362 6/29/10
Curtis: Ok, so I just got some info and instead of relaying the info, I'll turn it into a question. What will I have to do sim card wise when I get my phone?
Alex: put it in the phone
#413 7/13/11
Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Curtis: Iced Tea.
Alex: Uhh, I'll have a Coke.
Waitress: Did you say vodka and Coke?
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