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#522 7/04/14
Nikki: Why do guys scratch their balls and then sniff their hands?
Miklos: I don't know? That's how monkeys do it.
Nikki: Like what are you gonna do based on the smells? "Ok.. I gotta now go make lunch..." or "This tells me that 2 days ago I had cabbage."
#521 7/03/14
Alex: I got injured today.
Alex: I got hit in the head. You know, with that elastic rope thing you use to tie things down on the truck.
Jessica: Bungee cord.
Alex: *laughs* Yeah that one.
Alex: Maybe me getting hit in the head messed up my vision.
#520 6/29/14
Marnie: Rexall is weird
Curtis: Weird how?
Marnie: I dunno. It's not Shoppers
#519 6/15/14
Pearl: Sometimes I can't tell if it's me talking or the radio
#518 6/15/14
(When talking about being in an area where there are always foxes)
Pearl: I thought I saw a fox over there last time we were here, but then I convinced myself that it was probably nothing and my mind just made me think it was a fox
Curtis: If there is movement around these parts, it's probably a fox
Pearl: Or it could be a toyota
Pearl: I mean coyote
#517 6/04/14
Nikki: Vegans don't eat honey because it exploits bees. I officially think vegans are enormous idiots.
#516 6/01/14
Nikki: I have a sunburn on my wrist even though I was wearing a watch.
Miklos: I have the opposite.
Nikki: A moonburn?
#515 5/09/14
Miklos: Pogacsa's all gone. Marek ate most of it.
Nikki: Do they have pogacsa in Poland?
Miklos: I don't think so.
Nikki: Really? They love potatoes. By that I mean that I've seen one war-time movie where all they had to eat was potatoes.
#514 5/08/14
Curtis: We did it already
Alex: But I didn't explode
(Clearly referencing a request to fist bump)
#513 4/09/14
[Entering the living room after a nap, noticing]
Nik: You still have tea! Probably ice tea by now.
Miklos: Room tea
Nik: Soon it will be emp-tea.
#512 4/03/14
Nikki: In the war of carnivores vs. vegans, the carnivores just eat the vegans.
#511 4/03/14
Brian: He's very cheap it seems.. BUT he's not afraid to spend money it seems
#510 3/31/14
Alex: That guy looks like a buffoon! And I've never used the word buffoon, but that man is a buffoon!
#509 3/29/14
Pearl: Keep driving.. a little farther.. okay this is it.. wait no I lied.. okay slow down.. nope just kidding that's not it.. okay I think we may have passed it by now
Curtis: [While driving passed another house] Is that it? It looks abandoned
Pearl: Oops that was actually the second house I was looking for.
Curtis: So want me to turn around?
Pearl: Naw it's snowing so it's in the past.
(A day in the life of photography with Pearl)
#508 3/29/14
Alex: A straw just went up my throat.
Pearl: I think things go down your throat, not up.
Alex: Shut up, Pearl! I just deep throated a straw!
#507 3/20/14
(while driving past the Little Caesar's sign-swinging guy currently moving the sign like a steering wheel)
Miklos: [in a sad fading voice] "I'm driving you awaaayy..."
#506 3/18/14
Nikki: Just do it. Don't be a pussy.
Nikki: ... I don't use that word. Now I've tried it once, it doesn't work.
#505 3/18/14
Alex: I'm a modern day Romeo! I say it like it is and I fuck like I can't!
Jessica: Wait- what?
#503 3/18/14
(While approaching Jess with a bent straw)
Alex: Come here! Come here! I just want to put this up your nose!
#502 3/18/14
Jessica: My foot itches.
Alex: Welcome to my world.
Jessica: Why? Your foot itches?
Alex: Constantly.
Jessica: It does?
Alex: Well...not right now.
Jessica: That makes no sense.
Alex: It doesn't in a logical sense, but in a physiological sense...
#501 3/18/14
(After Pearl points out a ton of ducks in the Niagara River)
Curtis: Whoa, that's a shit load of things that flock
#500 3/18/14
Jessica: I had a nightmare.
Alex: :(
Jessica: I was preparing Bruce Willis for his funeral and he came back to life. And that's creepy no matter how much he obviously wasn't dead in the first place.
Alex: I guess he didn't die hard enough.
#499 3/09/14
Alex: Oh my god I love that house!
Alex: Wait nevermind, I just saw a for sale sign and got excited.
#498 2/07/14
(While discussing car license plate sticker renewals and hydro bills)
Curtis: when you get notified just treat it as a bill you gotta pay
Curtis: nevermind the deadline that's so far away
Curtis: and if even your hydro bill is that high, fuck im dreading getting mine
Alex: wlol easy there poet
Curtis: wlol didn't even notice
#497 2/05/14
Miklos: that guy [down the street] has a hook for a hand
Nikki: do you think he's crazy?
Miklos: he's got a hook for a hand! He could've chosen something that looks like a hand... but he chose a hook!
#496 2/05/14
Miklos: the dogs smell like bugles
#495 1/22/14
Alex: Contestant on [american] idol introduces herself Cindy Alderbridge. Dads like "What? Sitting on the bridge?"
#494 1/08/14
Nikki: I need as much sushi and pregnancy prejudice based on sushi-consumption as I can get in before birthing this baby
#493 1/03/14
Curtis: It's minus 17 outside
Miklos: It's minus fucking shit!
#492 1/02/14
Miklos: How am I at 9300 steps already today? Oh right, I was hammering.
Nikki: Why are you wearing that (Fitbit) on your dominant hand anyway? You hammer with it, you write with it. Why not just put it on your non-dominant hand [like they tell you to]? Because [name withheld] made a comment on your watch and Fitbit picture? 'OH NO, don't wear it on your non-dominant hand with your watch! They won't get along! They're going to fight! Your watch is going to cry! It's not modern enough for the Fitbit!' I don't think so. Go away, [name withheld], I don't even know you.
#491 12/25/13
Al: Now if I could just shit...
Miklos: don't worry i've shit for the both of us today
Al: Trying to be as empty as possible so the anesthesia doesn't gum up the pipes too bad
Miklos: i have no advice on shitting
#490 11/12/13
Miklos: You know why our marriage is effortless?
Nikki: Why's that?
Miklos: Because we both make an effort.
Miklos: Except me..
#489 11/03/13
Pircsi: look mom i can multi task. I'm doing two things at once, cooking and playing the piano
Mom: actually you are doing three things
Pircsi: what's the third?
Mom: pissing me off
#488 11/02/13
Miklos: So what happened to the changing of the Canadian anthem thing?
Nikki: Ahh a bunch of scandals happened and then everyone realized that nobody cares.
#487 10/19/13
Miklos: There's gotta be something on PBS worth watching.
Nikki: That's never been said.
#486 10/16/13
Nikki: When people say they'll pray for you... do they really pray for you --
Miklos: Nope.
Nikki: -- or are they just being fuckin' assholes? That's what I think anyway.
#485 9/30/13
3yr old: What is your middle name?
Pircsi: I don't have one.
3yr old: For real life?
Pircsi: Yes. I was born in a country called Hungary. We don't have middle names there.
3yr old (rolling her eyes): Oh geez louise.
#484 9/22/13
Nikki: Lots of things aren't vegan.
Nikki: Do you want to know what's in bagels?
Miklos: What?
Nikki: Bird feathers. It's used as a softening agent.
Miklos: That's not so bad. Who cares, we're all gonna die the same way anyway.. it's not that gross.
Nikki: No, I hate bird feathers!
#483 9/14/13
Nikki: Ugh. You stink.
[Miklos farts loudly again]
Nikki: UGH!! That's it! I'm calling the police!
#482 9/13/13
"A leader is one who does not care about his rank and role but remains always responsive to lead, shoulder responsibility, and achieve the goal in such a way that everyone, in and outside the team, respects him for touching their revered souls." ~Anuj Somany
#481 9/07/13
[Nikki's philosophy on using a Macbook]
Nikki: I hate navigating through Finder on that thing... "and if you swoosh your two hands together, you might be able to navigate to the next screen. But probably not. Because everything's a big fuckin' show...!"
#480 9/01/13
[while talking about bodily differences and 'cycles']
Nikki: I love how men really don't have to deal with anything their whole lives.
Miklos: We have to deal with you.
Nikki: Yeah right. You basically stare off into space your whole lives and at the end you might get butt cancer.
Miklos: But probably not.
#479 8/25/13
Miklos: What's a study?
Nikki: Rich people have offices made of oak and mahogany, and that's what they call a study.
#478 8/16/13
(Overheard random guy at theatre talking to his friend)
Guy: I just tried to spell 'Jesus' and it autocorrected to 'Hernia' how the hell?
#477 7/31/13
Alex: I almost googled "making money while being at work"
Alex: Cuz I figured - well if I'm just sitting here, I might as well think of a way to make money
#476 7/22/13
Curtis: St. Catharines Standard - Kate Middleton is in labour. Follow our live coverage
Curtis: really? society needs a play by play?
Alex: yeah
Alex: I mean, I'm glued to the coverage
Curtis: that's crazy
Alex: well its like, people watch hockey hoping to see fights or watch NASCAR racing hoping to see crashes
Alex: I'm sure people are watching this hoping to see a black baby
#475 7/19/13
Nikki: This queen's stupid. She knights everyone willy-nilly. She knighted Anthony Hopkins a long time ago. She knighted Elton John, she knighted Ben Kingsley...
Miklos: She knighted Furniture Warehouse...
Nikki: No, YOU-nited Furniture Warehouse!
#474 7/12/13
Bob: Who is this Courtney girl you speak of?
Alex: Oh someone we make fun of
Bob: Why do you make fun of her?
Alex: You should start
#473 7/12/13
Alex: They're building a NASCAR racetrack in fort Erie.
Curtis: To replace the horse racetrack?
Alex: Yeah I guess that's the only place it could go. Well there's a lot of open land there too. I guess they could put it anywhere really.
#472 7/09/13
Brian: I've never had a stapler that works for more than 6 months! I know I've had this one for over 2 years but still!
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